1.Peekablue: I see... a bright shiny woman-
Me: A GIANT WOMAN
2.
Peekablue: Ah yes Perfuma, she's a doll isn't she? Never miss a shindig with her.
Me: *cough* drum circle *cough*
3.
Peekablue: *applying mascara*
Me: For fucks sake you're already wearing four times as much as a normal person!
4.
Peekablue: *gasp* shit
Me: watch your fucking language there are small ass children here
