Tales to be Told - Tales from the SMP - TalesBoyHalo AU [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 3: WATER the Odds?

Heads Up!: Swearing

Bad wakes up and feels a) Like he's wearing a dress, and b) Something on his head, which he yanks off after sitting up and recognises immediately.
Benjamin's hat.
He gets up and looks in the puddle, somehow still there, seeing Benji's outfit, along with a few scars that weren't there before. They looked like burn marks. And the outfit. Not Jimmy's, nor is it his own. It's Benjamin. He goes back inside to inform Connor and Karl, only to see a familiar looking boy.

Isaac.

"Karl?" Bad asked, crouching down to the sleeping son-in-law and poking him. "Or are you Isaac?"

Karl mumbled and muttered a bit before groaning and getting up.
"What?" He mumbled, his eyes half open. "B-Bad? Is that you?"

That confirmed it for Bad that he was Karl.
"Yes, it's me you muffin. You look like Isaac, just to let you know." Bad told him, smiling a bit. Then Karl touched the area around his eye, only to feel the cold metal eye thing on his face. Connor walked in, knowing that they were Bad and Karl.

"So, who are you guys now?" Connor asked, putting a hand on his hip.

"Karl is Isaac, I'm Benjamin." Bad answered, pointing at him and Karl in the order he said it in. They talked for a bit, before they heard a familiar yell. They ran to where the two villagers slept to see two humans and a black and white figure.

"WHERE THE F* ARE WE?!" The short boy with a mostly hidden face exclaimed, which Bad replied 'Language' to. He had brown hair, and wore green-tinted goggles. He had a scarf which went over his mouth. He had a tall friend with him, having blonde hair and green eyes. He had goggles sitting on top of his head.

Cleetus and Charles.

The black and white figure scared Karl a bit. Getting stabbed in the stomach is not the best thing, especially after seeing all of your friends get killed, almost all by the same person.

Ranbob.

The Descendant of the Unus Annus Reject, who is also a Dream Kinnie, was unarmed, fortunately. Unfortunately, the two were getting prepared to attack him. Ranbob was being pressed up against a wall, slowly sliding down. When they pounced, Bad ran forward, in front of Ranbob, and stretched his arms out, which caused the two (un)dead fishermen to not attack, because their 'friend' was gonna be hurt instead of their wanted target. Ranbob sighed in relief, as he had noticed they were going to attack him. Benjamin looked at him and smiled a bit, with reassurance and protection. Sure, Ranbob killed a bunch of people, but there's always a reason. And he wanted to know what Ranbob's reason was.

The two fishermen and Ranbob looked at Bad in confusion. They were confused on why 'Benjamin' would help the Ranboo descendand, who was at the moment sitting a bit scared, because Bad had turned around and looked down at Ranbob. Bad was reaching out, but Ranbob was thinking that he was gonna get hit, closing his eyes. Instead, when he felt nothing, he opened one eye to see a hand, a respectable distance from his face, out for him to take. He placed his hand onto Bad's letting him get pulled up.

"Benjamin, what the f*?" Cleetus asked, making Bad turn around and at the same time muttere a 'Language', and the short male obviously had an expression that just read 'What the f* is wrong with you?'. Bad had a beat of sweat forming on his forehead, and immediately grabbed Karl by the shoulders and pulled him in front of him, which Connor laughed at a bit.

"Wha- Benjamin what are you doing with Isaac-" Cleetus asked again, more confused. Karl looked at Bad and pushed his face, who impulsively punched him back, causing Karl to bend over as Bad let go of him, putting his hands over his mouth.

"Oh my goodness Karl I am so sorry!" Bad exclaimed,  putting a hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay? Here."

Bad gave him an apple to eat, because Minecraft logic. He then got an ice pack and put it on Karl's forehead, which was where he got punched.

"It's fine Bad, I've been stabbed. Twice. That, I believe, is worse than getting punched in the face by your potentially 9'6-feet-tall-father-in-law-half-demon-half-human friend." Karl said, patting him on the shoulder as he held the icepack to his forehead. The fishermen and Mizu resident looked confused.

"9'6 feet tall-" Ranbob started, because Bad didn't look all that tall.
"-father-in-law-" Cleetus continued, he was confused as to why 'Isaac' called 'Benjamin' his father in law.
"-Half demon-half human?" Charles finished. He didn't see any aspects of a demon on the boy. Only a boy with burn marks on his body and a black pat-
A black patch?
Actually, probably just ashes or something.

"They're not Benjamin or Isaac," Connor stated, hoping that the confusion would die down. Only, he got himself confused. "Well, I mean, they are but at the same time they aren-"

"We're not your guys' friends. I mean, we can be but Benjamin and Isaac are't here. They're somewhere, and we just controlled their bodies for a bit." Bad said, repeating what he said the previous day, cutting Connor off because he was getting confused. "My name's Bad, this is Karl, and this guy's Connor!"

Cleetus, Charles, and Ranbob paused for a while, and Bad just remembered that they know who some of the members are. He was one of those members.

"You're BadBoyHalo?" Ranbob asked, pointing at Bad.

"Yep." He responded. "Also I do not swear or save naughty things in my files. And language, or as Karl said, 'Lan-Gu-Age' is not a spell."

Karl started to giggle a bit before Sapnap and Quackity came in.

"Hey- Woah. He looks like Ranboo." Sapnap said, pointing at Ranbob.

"Guys, meet Cleetus, Charles, and Ranbob." Karl said, pointing at the three in order. "You three, meet Sapnap and Quackity."

"So you started the pet war to protect the pets, right?" Cleetus asked Sapnap, who stared back at him in a weird way.

"He killed Mr. Squeegy and all those other pets! He started the pet war by killing every pet on the SMP exept for his own!" Bad exclaimed, a bit sad that his salmon pet was killed by Sapnap when the server was still growing.

"Quackity's still a nudist though." Karl said, giggling a bit. Quackity put his hands on his hips proudly.

"Wait- How do you-"

"They're from the future, tales were told about us, but majority of the SMP were forgotten and lost in history like Connor and Karl and the tales were also mixed up and messed up," Bad answered, cutting Sapnap off since he could tell what his question was immediately. "For example, I was known to have many naughty things in my files and I would always swear. That is n-"

"Very true! You said 'I'll F* Anybody!" Quackity exclaimed, cutting Bad off.

"No! You bamboozled me into saying it you muffinhead!" Bad argued, glaring at Quackity and trying not to go into his demon form to drom kick him. (Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defence)

"But, my ancestors wrote-"

"Ranboo doesn't have too much of a good memory," Karl said, cutting Ranbob off. "He's kinda known as Memory Boy because of it."

Ranbob was quiet. So were the two fishermen.

"Yeah, most of those things were inaccurate or incorrect," Bad said. "Majority of the members weren't metioned either, like Connor or Wilbur too. Things were missing. Karl... uh... he was kinda there."

"Don't try to fight back with us. We're literally the original members of those 'Disc Wars', or in other words, the Dream SMP." Connor added, folding his arms. "They told me about it."

The fishermen asked a bit more about them, learning new things while Ranbob just listened, with a notebook in hand and a pencil in the other. It went on for a while until it got dark, having the fíances go back home and the Time Travel Trio going to rest again, knowing what's to come in the morning. The three Mizu people also head to bed.

Night falls, with three disappearing, as three new people arrive too.

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