Author chan
In.{Requested}
I'm always tired, like physically, mentally and Emotionally drained
This sucks. Not having a great time atm so sorry of this is short
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Alastor
- Mans Love Dancin
- oml please he literally looked like his face was gonna split in half on how huge his grin was when you accepted to dance with him for the first time
- happ deer noises
- Smooth mf, makes you blush everytime you look at his face lmao
- Deer Daddy knows what he's doing
Angel Dust
- I- he can fucking waltz
- I'm just imagining Angel with his fur tied down into a Ponytail
- hNg Charming ngl
- Chalie had a party and decided to make it a ball party as well, So angel just went fuck it, let's do this shit
- he got bored later and so he decided to change the music lmfao
Baxter
- "????"
- when was the last time ge waltzed- oh right....Titanic.
- He had to process what the fuck that meant cause his brain was like: "hold on wtf is that, that's fucking familiar" but he can't put his tongue on it
- When he remembers it he lets out a long "oooOOOH...why."
- can't dance to save his life Actually, if you'd have to let him pick between Drown or Dance he'd rather re-create the whole Titanic.
Charlie
- The one who had the balls to decide to have a ball party hAhA
- nervous for some reason because she's scared on stepping on your toe/s
- and then her other half will be like- fUCK THAT TIME TO BE GAY[cue her putting on a tuxedo] AND DANCE and so she does.
- she had to look down to make sure she doesn't step on them toes-
- best girl 10/10
Crymini
- "what"
- Husk just laughed cause he knows well Crymini can't dance for shit LMAO
- You'll teach her, you said. It'll be okay, you said. It's easy, you said. It'll be fun, you said.
- hey, don't come home crying. Husk warned you, plus this bitch wears like- fucking heels or whatever-
- lmao rip feet
Cherri Bomb
- doesn't give a shit about dancing
- y'all wear dresses you two stole from a boutique
- while you two were running she got her dress stuck so like- Cherri would just rip it.... that was a fucking $1239 dress Cherri, but hey, what the fuck, y'all stole it anyway
- dress turned out badass ngl so babes decided to do the same for your dress.... Wtf bro, Y/n Actually liked that dress, you groundhog cyclops
- Experience was 10/10 y'all go parkour over buildings dReAm StYlE
Husk
- Another one who doesn't give a shit, this man gives less than 0 shits actually
- I mean, he can probably dance but he doesn't want to cause he can't be bothered
- he'd still be tending the bar... unless Alastor bribes him and makes him play whatever instrument Vivzie said he can play
- plays said instrument effortlessly
- He'd definetly play alot better if Alastor bribes you shit to make you sing ✨
Only so he can tease you and flirt you about something later lmafoNiffty
- y'all cookin right?
- the cookies took so long to bake so Niffty decided to drag you into slow dancing
- OML PLEASE THIS IS SO CUTE- I WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE FANART OF THIS I-
- i mean like- she small so she's probably like- twirling ontop of the kitchen counter while holding your hand- HBGGG OMLLLL-
- y'all had to like- make sure the cookies ain't burnt before dancing again-
Sir Pentious
- ah yes finally Mr Egglord had his break
- he's chilling with his iconic turtleneck
- and then Waltz music plays from outside the ship and you just- i dunno drag him with you and dance
- he's like so tired- but the sight of your face and smile literally brightens him up
- what can i say? You're his sunshine after all.
Vaggie
- doesn't like to dance, she thinks it's.... embarrassing.
- until you force her into it- unless if you don't dance as well then y'all are just cutie's in a corner
- and being inlove and quiet
- y'all talk and enjoy the other's presence while the others goof around
- [cue her yelling at angel before turning to you with a face of a lovesick demon]
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Author chan
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Hazbin Hotel Scenarios
Fanfictionit's on the title. Have fun i guess Edit: So in the menu we have Alastor, the hot sexy demon that everyone wants to fuck, apparently. Angel, who ISN'T a horny bitch and is just a soft demon Baxter, who is sleep deprived Charlie, the Beautiful prince...