Hazbin Hotel Scenarios

How protective are they over you

WADDUP FUCKERS. AUTHOR CHAN IS BACK ON A ROLL BITCHES.

°Alastor

59%

- Mostly because he knows you can handle yourself or you don't go out the hotel that much.

- If you do, he'd have his arm locked in yours. No buts. He's coming with you wether you like it or not.

°Angel Dust

86%

- I don't know man...he just is. You're badass and all but like, breh.

- He swore to himself that if you (somehow--69) got hurt he would never Never forgive himself

°Baxter

87%

- that's 87 because Bitch literally makes you bring a gun whenever or wherever, alone or with him, you have to bring a gun with you

- the other percent is basically you in his lab the whole time so he doesn't worry much because the lab is the safe zone

°Charlie

50%

- Girl is with you all the time so she ain't no worries bro

- this 50 however. Is for the fact the demons still don't care or don't know that you're the princesses s/o and that they still have the guts to harm you lmao. I stan mother figure Charlie

°Crymini

99%

- ...She's so overprotective tf girl, chill eat sum snickers. She keeps claiming you as HERS and HERS ONLY

- the other one percent is when both of you are alone in a room and y'all can chill from the social interaction--

°Cherri Bomb

46%

- well i mean, she trusts you enough that you can handle yourself, so she doesn't worry much because she trusts you

- the only thing is that she'll have save you if needed because your ass gets lost at times, so bring your phone with you all the time just incase so she can track you down.

°Husk

100%

- he's a cat. oF cOuRse He'D bE oVeRpRoTeCtIvE

- (That's his own excuse so that he can hide from your teasing and hide his insecurities from the world because he needs to keep that reputation of a tough cold hearted guy and uses the excuse of being a cat much to his dismay, but fails everytime cause he loves you very much--)

°Niffty

999999%

- I don't know about you but, homegirl needs to chill from stalking and sneaking in your room just to check if you're okay

- bitch she has no chill and will protect you despite how absolutely small she is compared to you

°Sir Pentious

"IT'S OVER 9000"

- Yes, author chan is a memer. I thought that was obvious by now.

- well uh. He will NOT let you go out without him knowing. He will always have his eye or his egg boi's eye on you. Seriously man, eat some snickers.

°Vaggie

69%

- i know (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

- no but seriously, she will beat the shit out of anyone who would dare hurt you. I'm feeling so gay rn i swear to God.

AUTHOR CHAN HAS RISEN FROM SICKNESS. I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD. I AM INEVITABLE!!!!

Listen to Levi, children. I'm just glad he hasn't looked into my room yet

WORD COUNT TIME!

509 words.