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Angel: Well, I didn't expect you to call, boo
*Starts playing with the phone's wire like a love sick highschool talking to a crush on the telephone*
Angel: was there something i said or did you just want to hear my sexy beautiful voice~?
Arakniss on the other side of the phone: Anthony, it's Arakniss.
*Sweet home alabama*
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Al on his first date with his s/o, clearly nervous: WHY DON'T WE JUST RELAX AND TURN ON THE RADIO DO YOU LIKE 'M' OR 'FM'????
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You: *crying*
Husk: hey, what happened?
You: [incoherent mumbling]
[Later]
Husk to the person who hurt you: LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN
*points*
*Hugs you closer to him*
Husk: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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Angel: nice top, Pyron
Pyron: th-thanks--
You: EXCUSE ME I HAVE A NAME TOO??
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You, recording: You wanna cuddle, Del?
Del: *face burried in your shoulder* yeah i wanna cuddle *muffled*
You: You wanna what?
Del: *slowly turning around to face you* I wanna-- *sees recorder*
Del sitting up straight: --watch television.
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Alastor: i like my s/o's down to earth
You: *plays caramelldansen and flops to the ground*
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Sir Pentious: *minding his own buisness*
Egg boi's: HEY LOOK A SNAKE CHARMER
You: Ayo snake~
Sir Pentious: *turns to you sassily*
You: you cute as hell~
Sir Pentious: AW STAWP IT YOU~
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Angel with you in his arms: I am Angel, guardian of the [Y/n].
Charlie: *pops outta nowhere* DEMONS QUIVER BEFORE HIM
Angel at a random demon: FUCK OFF
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Cherri Bomb with angel holding a camera: *shaking you awake* Hey babe, hurry my Boyfriend is coming
You: *still half awake* huh..?
Cherri: my Boyfriend is coming!
You: Is he big..?
Angel: *snickers*
Cherri: Y-yeah--
You: *crawls under the bed and stops midway* wait who's coming?
Cherri: My boyfriend?? *Laughs*
You: I thought...i thought you were gay now--
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Baxter: QUICK HIDE, MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TOO STRONG IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND INFECT YOU
You scrambling away: *stops running* wait wh--
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You: Look Crymini! These pencils are so cute~
Crymini: thats gay [Y/n]
You: ...Crymini we've been dating for 3 months---
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Vaggie: A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BISYCLE.
Also Vaggie: *wraps arm around yur waist* Cause I'm gay.
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Hazbin Hotel Scenarios
Fanfictionit's on the title. Have fun i guess Edit: So in the menu we have Alastor, the hot sexy demon that everyone wants to fuck, apparently. Angel, who ISN'T a horny bitch and is just a soft demon Baxter, who is sleep deprived Charlie, the Beautiful prince...
