i know christmas is still far away but i couldnt resist

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you better watch out and hide in a whole I'll reach down your throat and swallow your soul

Voldemort is coming to town

I'm making a list of people I hate when Dumbledore died I thought it was great

Voldemort is coming to town

I'll sneak in when you sleeping and draw dicks on your face and if you say my name i will steal your birthday cake oh!

Voldemort is cominnnnnng to toooowwwwwnn!!

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