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Policemen Sapnap and Tubbo On The Case.

Tommy

     "Uh oh. Wilbur, there are people over there," Tommy muttered at Wilbur. 

     "Oh. Hello," said Wilbur, as Tubbo and Sapnap stared at them. "Don't mind my arrows." 

     "Remember, we can outsmart them Wilbur," Tommy whispered. He then moved toward Tubbo and Sapnap. "Follow me, gentlemen."

     Tommy led everyone off the Prime Path and towards Tubbo's house. Pitching the idea on the Prime Path wasn't good enough, better to assert your dominance. And what better way to do that then walking into someone else's home like you own the place?

     The house was wooden, the yard had a couple of farms, and it all was surrounded by some nicely trimmed hedges. He decided to stop in the middle of the yard. Tubbo appeared slightly surprised, but not annoyed at the intrusion. He was pretty easygoing. 

     "Here's the thing," he said to Sapnap and Tubbo. "I know something that's going to blow your minds." 

     Tubbo tilted his head. Sapnap, for some reason, brought out his shield.

     "The brewing stands on this server," Tommy proclaimed. "I don't know why, but it happens. They make you get diarrhea. I know this because it happened to me." 

     Wilbur ate a carrot behind him. Very helpful. 

     "I actually have four of them on me," Tubbo said, holding out his brewing stands.

     "Oh, no. You need to hand those over now, please, give them to me." 

     Tubbo dropped them. He was easy to push around. 

     "Tubbo, do you have any more of them in your house?" Wilbur asked.

     "Actually yeah, I can make a bunch of them." 

     Wilbur immediately brushed passed the open doors and went into Tubbo's house. "No no no no. We need to remove your brewing stands."

     Tommy and Tubbo immediately followed Wilbur, with Sapnap trailing behind. 

     Wilbur climbed the spiral staircase that led upstairs, and found himself in an open room, walls covered in chests, and utility blocks in the middle.

     "Do you mind if I just check all of your chests?" Wilbur asked. Without waiting for a reply, he began opening and closing all of Tubbo's chests, looking for brewing stands. One chest held multiple water breathing potions.

     "Oh no, we gotta get rid of these," he said, putting all the pots into his inventory. 

     Tubbo was skeptical. "Why do I feel like my house is being robbed?" Tommy immediately started protesting as he rummaged through Tubbo's many chests. Then he thought of something.

     "Tubbo, listen. This is very important," Tommy said seriously. "Do you have any more? Including blaze rods?"

     "Blaze rods? I have like a stack in my enderchest."

     Tommy and Wilbur instantly rounded on him. "NO!"

     "GET EM OUT, GET EM OUT!" yelled Tommy, practically pushing Tubbo out the door. "I have an enderchest at my house, go over, quickly!"

     "Okay, okay," Tubbo said, running out the door. "Actually, I have a speed pot." He quickly drank it.

     Wilbur saw the opportunity to advertise. "Yes, good. You should use potions as often as possible."