DUMB-BITCH || BNHA

IDIOT

I get up from my bed, seeing bakugou, Kiri, Mina, Denki, and sero all pass out on my floor.

I grab a new shirt and put it on walking out to the kitchen to start cooking checking my phone to see what time is it and it was in the morning.

I wash my hands and put the pan on the stove while grabbing the ingredients I need to make pancakes and other stuff, I mix the pancake mixture a little on the pan grabbing my spatula, flipping the pancake to the other side I pat it down a little.

Once it was ready I place it on a plate and did the same thing until I had enough for everyone I set the plate of pancakes on the table setting down other plates and forks.

I cut some strawberries and kiwis put them in a bowl and place them on the table

I go back upstairs waking up everyone telling them food is ready which was a pain.

I go back downstairs and see everyone rush to the table almost eating everything, besides bakugou, and todoroki "Morning Todo," I say give him a plate of pancakes "Morning (m/n,) and please call me Shoto," he says taking the plate "Haha No way!" I told him walking back to the kitchen.

I grab the cups and orange juice setting them on the table "Oh, Iida you're in charge I need to get to work," I tell him while looking at my phone calling Aizawa.

"Hey Aizawa I need to get to work can you give me a ride..." I say waiting for an answer "I think you can drive perfectly good but fine I'll give you a ride." He says "thanks bye." "Bye." I hang up the phoneandndI put it back in my pocket.

"you guys be good. okay it's a Saturday so whatever you want but no killing unless im there okay bye." I say leaving.

-----LATER...

"hawks stop hitting on my agent." i yelled "Why?" he asks me "Cause I hate it and you."I said holding my pose "Ok that's all thanks (m/n)." Nah it's the least i can do." i gave them a smile before getting my stuff.

"Oh, the photos will be out on Tuesday okay." They tell me "Okay." i walk over to hawks slapping the back of his head "shut the fuck up." i told him.

"okay I'l stop." He says giving me a cheeky smile "fucking dumbass." i mumble "i heard that." he tells me "Good so your not deaf." I clicked my tongue leaving the building.

"o,h i know this really good cafe we can go to if you guys want to go," I tell them "sure we can go." hawks says.

THIRD POV?

(m/n) was walking to his favorite café with hawks and his agent "you guys done flirting?" (m/n) asks "eh! sorry (m/n)," his agent said walking next to him.

he waves his hand "yeah, yeah let's get going I want to get Mika's strawberry cake come on," (m/n) starts running towards the café.

"race ya." (m/n) said "Ah! slow down (m/n)." Leah (his agent) tells him.

he ignores her and just continues to walk towards the café. (m/n) goes in the cafe walking towards the register (Idk man) "Hey is Mika here?" (M/n) asks "Yeah she's in the back I can go get her if you want," the Lady says.

"Please and thank you." (m/n) smiles "(m/n) slow down next time, please." He hears a familiar voice say.

"Next time just asks hawks to give you a lift okay!" You mumble quite harshly. "Ah okay," Leah whispers.

"Well if it isn't my favorite customer how you been Love~," someone says "I been great Mika how 'bout you, Darling~," you ask winking at her.

"I have been better. So let me guess my famous strawberry cake?" Mika asks "Yes please." you ask "Coming, right up." She said.

"Thanks!" You smile as you walk over to a table and sat down while hawks and Leah sit on another table next to you.

"Here's your food-"

"Can you repeat that." you ask "Sure. here you go you fucker," She says 'Fuck i'm in trouble' you thought "Did I do something wrong, Mika?" You ask her.

"No, it's that you forget to tell me that you're a model and a U.A Student what the hell man we're best friend's your supposed to tell me this kind of stuff (m/n)," Mika tells you (69 ah im funny I think) "I'm sorry Mika I'll tell you more stuff for now." You apologize "It's okay." She places down the plate "Enjoy," Mika smiles and walks away.

"Why do I have a feeling that something is gonna happen to Mika?" You mumble taking a bite of the cake "Mmm it's so good," You smile and turn to the left "KNOCK IT OFF HAWKS!" You yelled hitting his head "Ow what- KID WHAT THE HELL!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOUR DISTURBING MY CUSTOMERS" Mika yelled "Sorry." I and hawks say.

(M/N)'S POV

"What the FUCK HAPPENED?" I yelled looking around the room. Mineta was taped to the ceiling, there's broken glass in the living room a knife in the wall, and on top of that all There's a god damn fire "What the FUCK! I WAS GONE FOR FIVE HOURS HOW THE FUCK!" I Shouted "(m/n) calm down," Denki tells me "Don't tell me to "Calm down" THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS DO?" I explained as Denki was backing away from me.

"Come back here now..." I look at Denki "Or I'll cut your dick off and we couldn't have fun with it gone now can we?" I send a flirtatious smile at him.

"w-what," Denki looks at me "Yeah if you help me find the others and help me clean up we might have sometime to 'hangout' how does that sound." I smirk "U-uh yeah!" He starts running around looking for everyone "Horny mother–," I scoff stop myself from swearing.

I start to clean up the mess "(m/n) help get down." Mineta begs "Weird I thought I heard something." I laughed taking out the knife on the wall "(m/n) I found them!" Denki shouts I walk to where Denki was "Good boy," I praised him.

"Now then, help me clean up the mess you guys made or face death pick one." I told them everyone scattered to go clean up the mess "(M/n) scary when he's mad," mina said "I heard that," I tell her "Sorry!" She yells back.

"It's fine," I shout "You're sure," she asks me "yea let's hurry before Aizawa sees this."

"too late..."

Edit
I'm putting all the short chapters together so there longer and so the story has more plot :)

And so you guys can see what was supposed to happen