Hey guys!! So I'm starting a new story cuz in my last story when Katie(fake name) died I kinda freaked since she is a dear friend of mine (she's totally boy-crazy HA) and Lucinda (fake name) died who is Fahmzy101 and I nearly kinda died of pain even though I knew she was still alive :P and i started getting afraid of my own shadow (wimp I know). So no more horror stories for me unless you want me to continue the story then comment on my last chapter of Dark Friend.
So here's my story, and 4 anybody who knows me just remember this isn't based on me, you know I like my pride.
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Chapter 1
I hate my reflection. I was starring in my mirror the one in my locker, why did I even put it in there? I'm average looking, meaning that I'm not like half the school who are practically plastic bitches! They have fake boobs, everything they wear is either like the size to be classified as underwear or is a very bad copy of a celebrity, not to mention they're total stubborn, harsh, serious, bitchy and totally desperate! Unlike me I have never died my hair I like it brown, boob job? No way I don't want an ever lasting scar near my breast. My green eyes stand out out on my pale-ish skin. But right now I wish I could disappear into thin air because I can not stay concentrate in Mrs. Folly's class which I just happen to have next period. I mean the woman got to learn how to teach without heading to the toilet I mean she goes like twenty times in a single lesson. Sometimes I wonder if the toilet she goes to take her to a magical land with pretty fairies and her prince charming is there doing some random scottish dance. I have no idea why I think he's doing a scottish dance because I know for a fact that Mrs. Folly is Japanese. Wait how did I come to think about fairies and scottish-dancing prince? Oh well, who knows I'm crazy like that, I should go find my friend, Roselyn AKA Rose.
Bang, my locker door closed like it knew I was done with it. Or maybe magic pixies closed it for me because I'm extra special and have to serve me and can read my mind. Oh wait why is there manly tanned hand on my locker door? Damn I was hoping for magic pixies so they could take me to the magical fairy world of Mrs. Folly and I could meet her prince. Come on back to earth.
My eyes traced the hand to his arm and there it was, a well hot guy with a sexy smirk, his messy, dirty blonde hair got in the way of his bright blue eyes. Wait, what the hell was I was thinking that was Jake the fifth biggest player out of ten of my school.
"Hey, is your name Angel?" Oh f-- no must keep a pure mind, OH FUNK! He's putting me on his radar. What do I say? I don't want to be on his radar! That's the last place I want to be, I want to to be in a kangaroo's pocket and hop away into Egypt and become the new Cleopatra but not on his radar. Quick think you idiot!
"Actually no, it's Katherine," wait what was that? Why was I in a flirty tone. Someone kill me now, his very persistent from what I see and I want to avoid that.
"Are you sure? 'Cause your beauty is angelic," he responded, and for sure I didn't want to be angelic to his eyes. He took a step closer to me and was like inches from my face. Do I need to teach him about personal space, 'cause I'm not afraid to kick him in the peacock, ha-ha Katy Perry came into my head.
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock
I definitely didn't want to see his peacock, "Oh wow,a seven letter word next you'll be able to write a whole paragraph and yes sarcasm was intended," I hope he'll realise I'm not interested. Apparently he didn't get the message and leaned forward, Okay leg can you hear me? I want you to get ready to knee him where it hurts.
"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock" wait what??
"Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock" OK where the hell is that even coming from?
"I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock, cock
Your peacock, cock, cock
Your peacock" OK this is just plain wrong!!
"If you really wanted to you just had to say so," my eyes went wide when he said that. My arm was lifting ready for a slap.
"Word on the street, you got somethin' to show me, ee
Magical, colorful, Mr. Mystery, ee
I'm intrigued, for a peek, Heard it's fascinating"
Aha I know what it was! It was my new ringtone!! "Where did you here that from? I think you'd agree," he whispered in my ear, his hot breath stroking my neck, while holding my wrist and pressing my weight onto my locker. It's over! It's all over, I'm on his radar and their is nothing I can do about it. I wish I was sucked into a black hole, I know it deforms you and everything but hey it be awesome, like if it made your arm super long you could get things half way across a room I mean how cool is that.
Well, there he goes leaving me confused like a banana, why a banana you ask? I have no idea. And look Rose is coming, running towards like a mad woman, but who am I to judge I'm crazier.
"Hey, I saw you with Jake!" What the hell was she spying on me?! I'm so proud of her. "You looked uncomfortable, God knows why, that boy is H.O.T! Anyway since you looked uncomfortable I called you so you had a reason to get out. Aren't I the best or what?"
"Or what! Didn't you know my new ringtone was Peacock by Katy Perry" I said annoyed and fluent sarcasm, "Dear, you can't save a girl with a peacock especially a very dirty one, you'd need to make it clean first!"
She cracked up knowing my intention behind my words. What can I say? My friend is crazy and I belong in a luny house.
She snorted, so I laughed and said while gasping for air, "we're in a farm so your a pig and I'll be a chicken!" And then I started hoping on one leg and making my awesome chicken impression. People started watching and we were proud, I was really proud of Rose who got down on all fours and was in complete pig mode. And I bet you didn't believe me when I said we were crazy!
We got up five minutes later of farming around and ran down the corridor laughing our butt off. Breathing heavily, I exclaimed "Jake got a complete bonkers girl on his radar!" Leaning my back on the wall I remembered his hot breath on my neck.
"Kathy, what's that look on your face?" she said with a glint in her eyes, I hated that stupid spark because when she has it meant that she saw something that I'll be in denial for a long time.
"There's not a look on my face!" I said hugging my body looking for protection.
"Yes there is! Do you like Jake?" WHAT? Where did she get the idea from this may sound like I'm in denial but I'm not, this is complete truth:
"NO! I. Do. Not! Not in a million year!" I think....
DRRIIINNNGGG! Saved by the bell and off to Mrs. Folly's fairy world! And I have to get Rose's thought out of my head! Me? Like him? In her dreams and my nightmares!
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So what'd you think was it awesome? was it corny? or was it just plain bad?
Comment plz i need to know
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