Kissing for the Player

Chapter 12: Throwing of Pillow. Caution!

Hey, my little smurfs! This to my thirtieth fan, I'm sorry for being so late! And am I the only one who doesn't like the new writing thingy on wattpad?

Peace!

...and enjoy!

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Chapter 12:

I walked across the car park feeling a bit bare yet wearing more clothes than my usual slut-like look, I was wearing my only loose tank-top that actually had writing on it saying; I know you want me and on the back it said, now come and get me. I also had on a pair of regular denim shorts and no, when I wore my short shorts they did not show my buttocks! That sound so posh, I wonder how many words there are for the word butt.

When I finally made it to the main building, I turned straight to the library. This is not for studying as you may think because it'd be rare to the likes of me, studying at freewill or not yet bored to death. I pushed the library doors open and headed straight to the computers.

I quickly input my details that I rarely even used for a matter of fact and open the webinet (I prefer that word much more than internet.) I let my fingers swiftly trace the keyboard and type in what I had the urge to do in my dear friend, Google.

How many different words are there for butt?

That's what I had typed and was darn proud of it, I thought to myself as it loaded and each second filling me with such joie de vivre. I looked at each link Google had pleasantly given me and picked a few out of random.

Apparently there were more than twenty-two words for it, these were some of the different abbreviation (again with the poshness): tush, butt, buns, rear, caboose, taillight, derriere, fanny, behind, ass (obviously), keister, booty, hiney, hind-end, rump, bottom, bums, cheeks, seat warmer or bench warmer, boem but said as boom (personally I think it should just be spelled boom), poep pronounced poop (now that's just inappropriate), kont same as ass, and south end of a north bound horse (now this one is just too long.)

I was quite glad with what I found out until I found a lot more satisfying ones like, poop dispenser, moneymaker, badonkadonk (love this one!) Now, I was finally satisfied by my newfound and extremely useful knowledge, I made my way out of the library though you say I was one smart-ass.

I made my way down the hallway looking for Rose, only to come across my arrogant hero who is technically a devil, currently known as Jake. I was going to thank him but tell him not to get it to his head yet I couldn't help but question my thoughts or maybe the fact that all his friends were around him giving me the urge to run, as they are all of girls predators. Players.

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{| Jake's POV |}

I walked into school, memories of yesterday running threw my mind telling to give her another shot as I already softened her up. A flirtatious smile formed on my lips as a couple of girls were checking me out yet they had nothing special. I slowed down my pace as soon as I laid eyes on Josh and the rest of the guys, flirting with a group of girls. A chuckle escaped my lips at those poor defenseless girls getting seduced by the best of the best.

Finally I had reached them, "Stop tormenting these lovely ladies, guys." I winked at one of the slutty brunette, as all the guys knew I had called dibs on brunettes, until I met Kathy even though she was a brunette they said I didn't even check any girls lately.

She blushed under my gaze and a blonde gave a small giggle, responding for each of the girls, "Oh, we don't mind getting tormented at all." All the guys chuckled at her obvious response.