Kissing for the Player

Chapter 2: Sleepover

Hey, so I'm dedicating this too EvilNacho, cause her story, Hooded Beauty, her story reminded me of kangaroos, idk why, i just know i <3 'em after dolphin (I wish you hear dolphin impression it's great!) So Thank you very much EvilNacho! So the only reason I found time to write this chapter is because I'm sick :( and I got to miss school :) so I hope you like it.

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"I'll be right back, class!" Mrs. Folly said in urgency. I mean what's wrong with that woman, my more devilish and curious side told me to go follow her so I could see her fairies and scottish-dancing prince but my good and well a grossed-out side was like "are you crazy? I mean what if she's really going to the toilet, imagine the horror!" so my good side had me. I did not want to see a teacher like that, I'd rather be lunged out a tornado after eating a complete all-you-can-eat buffet 

Mrs. Folly rushed out! You know when a teach leaves a room and everybody starts talking? Well, we stayed utterly silent, all you could hear was us typing away on either MSN, FB (Facebook), or anything you could talk to from another classroom.

Bing! Someone was trying to talk to me on MSN, so I opened it, it's 'Thorny Rose', now who else would have that name other than Rose, it's like my name was any better: Bitting Kat. It just said "Hey!" so I'm totally confused.com because that girl doesn't just say "Hey!" I think she's sick or something.

Next thing I know she was freaking out... Now that's my Best Friend! She was going on about how we need to meet up at my house for a sleepover. I pick the movie, she picks the snacks. After she said, well actually she typed, oh you know what I mean "We totally need to talk!" So when you here someone say that, you think their breaking up with you. I bet Jake said that line millions of time to girl, wait, WHAT?! Why was I thinking about him? Oh no, she was right!

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Ding dooonngg!! I flew off the couch like a ninja turtle! How do those turtles even pull off ninja moves I mean they're turtles for crying out loud. I opened the door as wide as possible, nothing. Then I heard a faint giggle and I yelled "Get back here! You damn ding-dong-ditcher!" And there was Rose rising from behind my neatly cut bush, cleaning dirt off herself. 

"Ok, ok but watch your language! I'm not friends with a biatch, I'm friends with a lunatic!" And on 'lunatic' she pounced on me tackling me to the floor. Making me burst into fits of giggles.

"Fine...Fine... I won't say damn! But... what I use to... replace it?" Gasping for air, a lot. Holding her wrist trying for her not to tickle me.

"Well, you could use..." She said standing up to think, I think she's the only person who needs to stand up when she think, then she exclaimed "Madamn!"

"Madamn?" I raised an eyebrow, I love doing that it makes me feel posh, "Isn't that just Madame and damn put together?"

"Yeah! Isn't it prefect? Anyway I'm hungry lets eat," and she just walked in, I swear if she wasn't my best friend I would of shout, 'Get out my house! You spank!' Isn't friendship great?

She took out a box of chocolate chip cookies from her bag and now it was my turn to pounce, I grab the box of cookies, ran into the living room and hug the cookies. I probably looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, hehehe for some wacky reason I always thought his big eyes were adorable but the rest of him was CREEPY!

30 minutes later of wrestling for chocolate-chip cookies

"So, tell me everything!" she said, making me a bit confused.

"What do you want to know? I mean you even know things before I know 'em, like you said I liked Jake and I realised that earlier..." I said sulkily looking down at my bare feet, a bit embarrassed. I think I was blushing and I never blush! Okay, I do but rarely.

"Omg! I knew it! This going to be so much fun..." but then she trailed off, "promise me you won't let him break your heart." She sounded serious, too serious. She looked like a pretty pissed munchkin. "I mean it, I don't want to be listening to you about; I thought he was the one and blah BLAH BLAH!” Her teasing tone was back, thank God! She was really starting to scare me. I just realized she was mimicking me, I do not sound that retarded! Do I?

Next thing I know is we’re watching the headless horseman going to kill Johnny Dept! “Run! He’s going to get you, idiot!” Me and Rose shouted together. Rose’s big blue eyes were wide open a lot like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. OK, I have got to get over him already! Wow, I never seen Rose like this and we’ve watched this like seven times, but she says it has to do about the full moon today, I never even knew had one today! Her small little arms were wrapped around a pillow, with her dirty blonde hair practically swung on her face every time we screamed. She seemed pale I need to get her to a doctor, had she been eating lately? She’s never in the cafeteria. When we wrestled it was usually her who won, had she let me win? Dark thoughts aside.

When we finished watching Sleepy Hollow, we started talking about random stuff. Then I started thinking out loud, “What does Jake even see in me?” IDIOT! Why the hell did I say that out loud? Why the hell was I even thinking about that?! Rose looked up from laptop screen and stared at me like I was crazy, well I am.

“What doesn’t he see in you? I mean look at you,” she said pointing waving her hands in front of me. “You got the magic!” Suddenly ‘I got the magic’ turned on. So we danced around like the complete loons we are.

Knock. Knock. Knock. Do you know what two crazy teenage girls would do if they heard a cold knock at their door at 10 at night after watching a scary movie? They’d scream and we did exactly that, and for a bonus I did some random ninja moves and Rose nearly jumped onto the ceiling. Then we slowly calmed down. Then Rose ran into the kitchen, getting who knows what, and came back with two frying pan one for me and one for her.

“Age before Beauty!” she said.

Me being insulted gave it right back to her, “Oh so that means your going first, thanks for offering!” Then I grinned at her, well you can’t say she didn’t see it coming.

“No, I am more beautiful,” making a fake sexy pose with a random pouting, “and anyway aren’t I the guest? I thought you were suppose to please me.”

“You kinda invited yourself over,” I pointed out, she did! Didn’t she?

“Well, you didn’t have to say yes!” she fired back at me, “and one of is going to get the Madamn door!”

“Fine!” I gave in, “ And you have got to stop using that word it’s just plain wrong!”

I sheepishly open the door poked my eyes at the side of it. Oh Mad- No not Madamn, DAMN!

“What you doing here?” Utterly disgusted, why did the devil have to show up at my door? 

“Why am I interrupting anything?” the devil said.

Suddenly I felt very self-conscious of what I was wearing. A tube top, shorts and I was still holding the stupid frying pan. Why couldn’t have I warn PJ pants? ‘Cause I’m stupid and didn’t expect that to show up at my front door while I’m having a sleepover. Guess who decided to finally show up? And then hit me and I knew she was thinking the same thing, because Rose looked at me with an evil grin and I returned it. MWHAHAHAHA.

We pounced on the devil, he was clueless what was going to happen… Perfect.