Mr. Nobody (Saiouma/Oumasai Band AU fanfic)

Texting the Emo

Shuichi Saihara has successfully been added into contacts!

Kokichi Ouma:
Hey hey, is this Saihara-Chan?

Shuichi Saihara:
Yep, I'm assuming this is grape gremlin.

Kokichi Ouma:
Hey!

Shuichi's POV

Future boyfriend 💜🏁:
Rude.

You:
Mhm sure

Future boyfriend 💜🏁:
Hey you do know I can see the name you have me down as, right?

You:
Mhm, same goes to you

Kokichi's POV

C'mon Fuck me Emo Boy 🖤💙:
Mhm, same goes to you

Shit.
So he knows the song was made for him and the lyrics were about him too- this can only go 1 of 2 ways.
1- he doesn't question it and I get to live in peace
Orrrr
2- he finds out I told him to fuck me in a song :)
Perfect

Name successfully changed to: Hey Emo Boy 🥵💙

Hey Emo Boy 🥵💙:
I can also see the emojis

I turned off my phone and held it to my chest. Well this is perfectly shit isn't it? Whatever, I guess I have to live with this now, huh?
Oh well! Just even more of a way to mess with him!

You:
Oh I know :)
Also, I was wondering if you wanted to bang Tomorrow?

Shit. Autocorrect is a bitch

Hey Emo boy 🥵💙:
I'm sorry..  do what?

You:
I AM SO SORRY AUTOCORRECT IS A BITCH EISIDUEIWJD

Hey Emo boy 🥵💙:
I'm scared :D

(So am I Shuichi, so Am I)

You:
Hang* I meant Hang-

Hey Emo boy🥵💙:
I hope you fucking did

You:
I DID ISTG

Shuichi's POV

I laughed a little at his way of defending himself, screaming.
I didn't mind. Most of my friends (The chaotic bitches, Miu, Kaede and Rantaro) and close family, (the abnormally happy bitches, Sayaka, Tsumugi and my uncle, for whatever reason.)did the same.

Kokichi's POV

Unknown:
Hey Kokichi

You:
Uh who is this, howd you get my number, and how do you know my name?
ARE YOU A STALKER?

Unknown:
What? No? Shuichi gave me your number

You:
Oh. You still give me stalker vibes plus who is this?

Stalker kid:
What- Yknow what, whatever. It's me, Kaito Momota.

You:
Alright then, Momota. Anyways, you still haven't explained how u know my name

Stalker kid:
1- Shuichi said in the cafe I think
2- You, Shuichi, Maki and me used to go to the same park every day for like 3 or 4 years!

What? Me and Shuichi were friends before? No wonder my feelings are so strong towards him. Especially if it was 4 years.

(I wanted to make them childhood friends so it didnt seem like this
story was going THAT fast)

You:
Aidieiwkdjekw WHAT?

Stalker kid:
Yeah you had the biggest crush on him. When he wasnt around, all you did was talk about him. It was funny to be honest

You:
Mhm, shut up.

Stalker kid:
Rude-

You:
:)

3 notifications from "Hey emo boy 🥵💙

You:
Anywaysss cya later, Momota-kun

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Hey emo boy 🥵💙:
Mhm sure you did- 23:43

Ouma?- 00:14

Koki, you okay?- 00:26

Somehow the nickname made me remember a small (about 5 cm off of my height) pale kid. He had brown hair and was wearing the same cap as Shuichi. Hah he looks like he could be Shuichi's brother.

You:
Sorry, Momota was texting me and being a stalker.

Fuck did I just apologise?

Hey emo boy 🥵💙:
No no, it's fine, I just got worried, that's all.

You:
Awww is Saihara-chan worried about me alreadyyy~??

I'm blowing my shot at regaining our friendship

You:
Oh yeahh, you have like blue hair so what's your natural hair colour, I doubt you were born with blue hair -_-

Hey emo boy 🥵💙:
Uh brown also what's with the emoticon thingy

Oh so that was Shuichi!

You:
Idk, I like using them :^

Ugh it's getting late, you should probably go to sleep.

I mean I-

It's not like I care or anything

Fuck no I do care but like- - 00:46

Hey emo boy 🥵💙:
Mhm, I get it. But I'll only sleep if you sleep. - 00:46

Did he actually care about me? Maybe I didnt ruin the chances of us being friends again! BULLSEYE BITCH!

You:
Fine fine, night Shu~!- read:00:48