sans undertail x nagitoed komeda!!!!!

CHAPRTER 1!!!!!!!

sans was sitting ALLLLL alone in class one day. He thought to himself, "oh my god why am I rotting in this hell" he twiddled his thumbs even though he is a skeleton but i think sans can do this because he can :) .  Nagitoes then entered the room.... sans blushe d deeply (he is a skeleton this is metaphoric he cannot do this) 

"hey sansy wansy uwu owow sands the undertail fart penis! it is ME Nagito Komeda!" 

Nagito spoke with an accent. (I don't think he has one but just go with it i think) 

"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey.. Kid.................. "

Sans stuttered astronomically, even for being a skeleton he somehow stuttered, he shouldn't even be able to talk, but there's no science involved with this character. Nagitoes sprinted over to sanses desk with a sharpie fine point marker, in BLACK marker.

"haha im gonna draw a penis on your forehead lmfaooo"

Nagitoes intimidated sans (what a bully! Nagitoes..) He then proceeded to draw a phallic shape on sanses 4 yard forehead that reaches to the ceiling.  sans was FURIOUS!!! and gathered up all of his anger into a fist!! HE WAS ANGERED.  

"BITCB BITCH!!! IM GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE BALLS I HATE YOU STUPOID BITCH KYS NAGITO NO ONE LOVES YOU"

Sans scolded nagiitoes, nagito then started to tear up :(.

"s-s-sans, ive been meaning to tell u..."

Nagito started.

"I'm depressed... and broken.......... . .... :broken_heart:" 

Sans looked in shock (well again metaphorically he is a skeleton and cannot produce emotion this makes zero sense sorry) He cupped nagitoads flat cheekbones and planted 

a punch in the face bittch!!!

"I dont care you stupid ficitional character you literally stand like youre constipated 24/7!!"

Sans angrily yelled at nagitoed. Nagito ran out the room CRYING. How could you stupid skeleton in a blue jacket!! Like why does EVERYONE like you, you literally JUST SLEEP IN PLACE.. LIKE FUCK YOU!!! no one likes sans hes an ass to nagitoes who acts like a 6 year old kindergartener...  

Sans rubbed his 4 yard long forehead trying to erase the weird shape nagito drew on sanses forehead.. He then walked over to the window, and looked in his reflection... and didnt see a shape, wether a set of numbers.. With the little brain that sans owns, he firgured out it was.. NAGITOEADS NUMBER?!???!??!??! [shock]!!! Sans was speechless!! did mister nagito want to be friends.... or even more..,,, 


well who would know , there's only one way to find out!!! Sans took out his phone then dialed the numbers into the texting messsages stupid ass app that runs at 2 fps on sans samsung galaxy 2. 

---------CLIFFHANGER!!!----------