sans undertail x nagitoed komeda!!!!!

CHAPRYER 2!!

Sans QUIETELY dialed the set of numbers into his Samsung Galaxy 2. As Sans dialed the numbers, he thought to himself 

"hmm... why am i doing this for a piece of shit human with absolute garbage taste in musical genres and men?!"

he didnt care, all for his newly made nutsack of a friend.. Sans called the unknown number

                                                               RING RING, RING RING

 "hey shartshit asshole, how's it going?" Sans asked the voice that hasent yet responded to him.

"h-hey sexy beast ;))))))" nagito sexily whispered into his cracked ipod touch. 

"why am i talking to you" sans blatantly replied, not expecting even a half-assed answer from this white douchebag.

"i-i-i was just g-gonnaa.. uhmm......... ask.... d-do you wanna... go on a da-" nagito got interrupted with a shuffling sound coming from beneath his footsies :3~

                                           BOOM BOOM BOOOM EXPLOSION BOMB 

"OMG NAGITOE I HEAR REALLY OBNOXIOUS AND OVERSATURATED EXPLOSION NOISES COMING FROM THE OTHER LINE ARE YOU OK??????????!" 

sans cried with fear, there were already tears forming into his eyeless sockets of death (i know he doesnt actually have eyeless sockets of death this is yet again another metaphor im terribly sorry for this misconception i have caused upon all of you.)  sans looked out the window of the school, he still hasnt left yet because he has nothing better to do with his life, and is homeless. there in the distance stood the untouched crackhouse full of hobos and other white- degenerates.

"NAGITOUUSUUUU" sans yelled from the plexiglass (we're all being haunted by plexiglass and resin)  that covered the school from the inside. of course nagito couldnt hear sanses cries, however, nagito still somehow outlived the explosion but he broke his pelvis bone and clavicle bone. Naigtoe came flying at the plexiglas that sans was behind 

"hwey sexey man ;)) awre we still hawing a dayte tonite??" nagito muffled between the glass, the glass then started to break by some law of degree that doesnt even exist, i have no idea on what nagito is made out of, but it definitely is somethign that should not even be capable of living if youre able to break a single shard of plexiglass just with the human body, like it makes no sense! how on earth does this even happen, even i the super sexy and hot author cant even BEGIN to describe my dysfunctions i have with this story already! 

"OH MY GOD NAGITOE" sans yelped as nagito came crashing down from the now snapped in half plexiglass made out resin.

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