[The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven’s golden gates. The gates open and “Cherub Towne” is shown. Cletus flies in front of the screen.]Cletus: Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessings!
C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle:
Collin (sings): Does it make you want to cry
[Scene cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane without a parachute. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads “Owie!”]
Keenie (sings): When your loved one has to die?
[Another person gets run over by a speeding train as “Oh No!” appears in a thought bubble.]
Cletus (sings): Does it hurt you through and through
[Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a gun. “Oopsie!” is seen in another thought bubble.]
All (sings): When your face is turning blue?
[Clip shows a struggling man’s face turning blue in a hangman’s noose]
Collin (sings): Well luckily for you…
[Collin poses]
Keenie (sings): There’s something we can do…
[Keenie poses]
Cletus (sings): We can help keep them alive…
All (sings): You so can watch them thrive!
[All three pose together]
All (sings): ‘Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.
[The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol.]
Collin (sings): We’ll save your honey bun from dying violently
[Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a sacred Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.]
All (sings): ‘Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.
[The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again]
Keenie (sings): No we never even ask a fee
[Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him dollar bills]
Collin (sings): Because good people spread the love
[Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background]
Keenie (sings): And we’re here for all above
[Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space]
Cletus (sings): We do the paperwork for you
[A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paper in an office]
Collin (sings): And the heavy lifting, too
[Keenie lifts a boulder from a flattened woman, who gives her a thumbs up.]
Cletus (sings): So sit right back…
[The three Cherubs comfort a battered bleeding man in a car crash]
All (sings): And let us bless a soul, for you!
[The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.]
Oh we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.!
[The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitza explodes the TV with a revolver.]
Millie: Nice one, B!
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