bloom ᵇᵗˢ ᵖᵒˡʸ

12

"Ok" Hoseok said looking at Tae who nodded as he drew a diagram with all of their names in a circle.

"So obviously me and you" he said and drew a circle.

"Namjoon told me he and Jimin were sleeping around" he told the elder who drew a line. "Jimin and I" he whispered.

Hoseok nodded calmly and drew another line unbothered. "I have a hunch something is also going around with Namjoon and Jungkook" he suspected and drew a line.

"I think Jin and Namjoon have a thing" he said and drew another line.

"Yoongi has a weird connection with Jungkook"

"Yeah and I'm sure if we locked Yoongi and Jimin in a room together their sexual tension would pop and they would fuck"

Hoseok and Taehyung shared a look. "So everyone is screwing someone"

"Basically" Hoseok concluded.

"Well if we don't stop or get some protection up in here it's going to get bad fast" Taehyung said shaking his head "especially if people are starting to catch feelings"

"So what if we do?" Hoseok asked tilting his head at Tae who looked away "but how is that supposed to work. How would it work if everyone was in a weird circle love triangle?" He asked.

"We all just love each other" Hoseok said softly.

"I don't think the other boys could ever love me though. I'm not as smart as kookie, or as pretty as Jiminie, or as good as you, strong like Yoongi, kind like Jinnie, or a superhuman like Namjoonie" he said shrugging. "I'm just a good stripper"

"You're the most precious sweetheart I know" Hoseok said crouching in front of him holding his shoulders tenderly. "You're so amazing and kind. The biggest cuddle bug" he said with a grin "how could anyone not want you?" He asked.

Taehyung grinned a tiny bit "you think so?" He asked.

"I know so" he said pulling the younger into a hug.

"If we want to start this I think I should talk with Jin first and see if he wants to join me and you" he whispered kissing his cheek "and he's at work so that's where I'm going goodbye" he said jumping up leaving Hoseok with his grin.

A moment later Namjoon walked by looking at his chart "what's that?" He asked as Hoseok stepped in front of it grinning awkwardly "everyone who has beef with each other"

Namjoon hummed "I feel like I need my own chart recently" he said leaning against the doorway "wanna watch a movie?" He asked.

"Yeah" Hoseok said walking towards him hiding the chart while shutting the door. "What are we watching?" He asked leading the way down the hallway passing Jimin. Hoseok grabbed his and and pulled him along "watch a movie with us" he said pulling him to sit right beside him.

After the movie was put in everyone cuddled up with blankets. Hoseok in the middle laying his head in Jimin's lap and feet across Joons thighs. "You're like a little kid" Jimin teased.

Hoseok ignored him and watched the show growing sleepy as Jimin continued to play with his hair. "I think you should dye your hair" Jimin remarked waking him up a bit.

"No I would look dumb" he chuckled.

"Maybe a red?" Namjoon suggested.

"Absolutely not" Hoseok said sitting up and holding his hair. "My precious virgin hair will remain untouched"

"Oh come on it won't hurt" Jimin giggled "if you hate it that badly we can always dye it back to black"

"Just because you like to dye your hair doesn't mean I like to as well" Hoseok huffed pulling his hoodie over his hair and tying it to hide it.