"(Y/N)-senpai, I have something to tell you," Beatty informed, putting his hands in his pockets.
~ ding dong ~
"Hold that thot, Beatty," You held up your finger to answer the door.
Beatty sighed and held Bartholomew.
"Ay yo, what the he-"
"Shut up, Baka!"
You opened the door, "who are you?"
A ugly ass clown stood in the doorway, "who the hell are you?"
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
"Fine, im (L/N)-chan," you introduced yourself.
"Oh, im Hisoka-sama, how old are you?" He questioned.
"Its rude to ask a women's age," you crossed your arms.
"Are you 12?"
"No."
"Ugh! Whatever, Gon is hotter."
"What the-"
"Bye!" Hisoka left.
"Um ok," you blinked and headed in, "ok Beatty, let Bartholomew go."
Bartholomew ran away.
"Well, (Y/N)-senpai, I wanted to ask..." Beatty shook, "will you sexily peel hard boiled eggs with me and marry me?!"
"Omg, yes, Beatty-Sama, I love you so much!" You collapsed onto Beatty's lips.
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Captain Beatty x Reader
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