" i'll stop making jokes about mental illness when mental illness stops making a joke of me. " ||
what happens when your 4am trip to the coffee shop has you meeting a chocolate addicted man?
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killua had expected his morning to be filled with uproar howling from his animated stylist dwun, but he had not expected the yelling to be directed at his friend shalnark. with his interest peaked at the sight of the two, he placed on his casual smirk as he leaned against the wall for support. he was going to watch this ship go down.
"YOU KEEP STYLING YOUR HAIR DOWN! STOP IT! YOU'RE MAKING ME SOUND LIKE ABBY LEE MILLER!!1!" dwun screeched at the blond idol. the three were on close terms so the entire floor normalized their banters. hell, it was a source of entertainment for them too!
shalnark laughed off his buddy, his smile never wavering as if it were rock solid. "dwun it isn't my fault my hair is naturally so luscious that you've begun to feel jealous~!"
dwun quickly interjected, "I DO NOT!! MY AFRO IS ONE OF THE SEVEN WORLD WONDERS I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW! QUIT BUGGIN' ME AND LET ME STYLE IT DIFFERENT BRAT!"
shalnark shook his head in a teasing manner, hoping to get more of an arise from the acclaimed professional fashionista.
"what if i say no~?"
"THEN I'LL KILL YOU-, YOU BRAT!" dwun quickly spouted out. he was clearly not enjoying the hold up shalnark was causing.
"HURRY IT UP SHALSHARK! KILLUA'LL BE HERE SOON AND I DON'T GOT TIME FOR THESE SHENANIGANS!!!"
a his name entered the conversation, killua interrupted their banter, making his presence known. "oh no, no, no! do not worry for me my friend!" killua walked over to pat dwun on the shoulder in a pestering manner, "i like to see this go into chaos! i can wait longer~."
"SCREW YOU KILLUAAA!!!" dwun roared in retaliation.
"really now?" the white haired idol quirked, "cuzzz' didn't you also screw list the accountant?" he mocked jokingly.
"SAYS YOU VIRGIN MARY!"
shalnark high fived dwun for his comeback, "i did see his stomach larger than a few days ago-!" shalnark then proceeded to gasp in shock, "KILLUA'S GIVING BIRTH TO JESUS!"
killua rolled his eyes as the two ganged up on him now, "first off, i hate you both-. second, I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT CONSTANTLY! IT MIGHT BE YOU WHO'S PREGNANT!"
"ohohoh, look at that witty comeback now." shalnark teased the cat eyed man, dwun sniggering from how this was playing out, him adding another teasing comment, "i bet he got that from scholastic! AHAHAHAHAHA!!" the two busted out in tears from their laughter as killua gave them a glare.
"says the man who's name isn't even spelt right~." that seemed to snap dwun out of his daze as he began to pound on the now smirking male. "IT'S WDWUNE! NOT DWUN! NOT DUN! W-! D-! W-! U-! N-! E! YOU SIMPLETONS GET IT RIGHT!!"
