Notveryhandy: every time Lance says or does something smutty to get Keith embarrassed, Keith puts money in his waist band, and I quote, "if you are going to act like a stripper I am going to treat you like one.
Porkcutlet: @katkat yo we eatin good tonight. My pay check came in ;)Katkat: I don't support prostitution!! (Can we get fancy sushi???)
Porkcutlet: you're right,,, sorry for exploiting your brother Shiro (sure what do you want? Ima get yellow tail and lotus rolls)
Katkat: I am glad you have learned from your mistakes! (Uh salmon sushi and edamame)
Honk: Keith is a sugar daddy confirmed.
Rathew: are we gonna ignore the fact the twins just had 2 convos at once???
Katkat: we usually do it telepathically but we ain't in the same room rn
Victor: I feel used...
Porkcutlet: are you saying my gorgeous body isn't worth going bankrupt ?? Jk I honestly don't know why you started giving me money
Victor: i was trying to make a point, not buy you sushi!!
Porkcutlet: point made.
Porkcutlet: if I give u a lap dance will u give me money for wagyu beef??Notveryhandy: I don't wanna see that. I am going on a walk.
Notveryhandy: Keith said yes.
Katkat: WHOOHOO GET THAT BANK!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Victor: can anyone get a hold of lance?
Honk: no Kat won't answer either..
Gremlin: @porkcutlet
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Gremlin: @porkcutletPorkcutlet: wassup turns out me and kat ain't twins. I AM NOT EVEN FULLY CUBAN
Katkat: lance was adopted. Also our mother has been getting money every month for "adopting him"
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Klance gc
FanfictionVoltron modern au. Pidge, Keith, hunk, and lance go to the same highschool. Lance is a model btw. Keith and Shiro are adopted brothers and live together. KLANCE AND FUTURE ANGST