Clingy: I think someone is threatening me
Gremlin: WHAT
Clingy: idk if this is an English thing but they sent 'I wanna break your back'
Honk: ...
Notveryhandy: uh just say 'no thanks'
Clingy: BUT WGAT IF HE LIKE MAFIA?
Gremlin: trust me. He's not.
Gremlin: lmao WGAT
Clingy: @isolated am I the only one who doesn't understand ??
Isolated: say 'do that and I break your dick'
Clingy: ok...
Clingy: he called that kinky
Isolated: tell him to fuck off
Clingy: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS
Katkat: I think he is trying to say he wants to have rough sex with u til ur back breaks?
Isolated: yup
Rathew: yup
Lure: yup
Clingy: oh so he isn't going to kill me?
Isolated: say u have herpes
Clingy: what's that?
Clingy: I am looking it up
Clingy:...
Clingy: KEITH
Isolated: it would work-
Clingy: *sighs*
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Clingy: I put the bi in bilingual
Isolated: go to sleep
Clingy: sorry
Honk: ...
Honk: #controllingboyfriend
Gremlin: #thatwasafunnyjokelance
Clingy changed their name to (bi)lingual
(Bi)lingual: i fracking hate humans
(Bi)lingual: *fracking
(Bi)lingual: who the frack baby-proofed my keyboard
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Gremlin: $30 lance has a glove kink
Rathew: $40 he has a knife kink
Lure: $30 he has a hair-pulling kink
(Bi)lingual: $100 Keith has all 3
Isolated: I hate you guys
(Bi)lingual: $50 I have a degrading kink
Isolated: *writes down*
(Bi)lingual: also where tf did talking bout my kinks come from
Gremlin: Shiro sent me a photo of you wearing Keith's gloves
(Bi)lingual: wtf? When???
Notveryhandy: a secret
(Bi)lingual: pervert
Isolated: vouyerism...
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(This is at like 3AM)
Clingy: @isolated wanna reenact dead girl walking?
Isolated: only if I get to be JD
Clingy: I have always wanted to try cowgirl
Isolated: where would we do it?
Clingy: idk I could rent a hotel room?
Clingy: we could do it tonight?
Isolated: okay send the hotel name
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Gremlin: AYO I JUST BACKSCROLLED TO THE MESSAGES FROM LAST NIGHT AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????
Isolated: that scene is so hot.
Isolated: lance knew every word
Notveryhandy: sometimes I forget lance has a lot of money and can just rent hotel rooms without an issue..
Notveryhandy: also.. WHAT
Katkat: get it ig
(Bi)lingual: should I come out to mom now that I don't give a shit? :D
Katkat: THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
(Bi)lingual added MamaMcClaim
(Bi)lingual: hey bitch
MamaMcClain: ¿Que?
(Bi)lingual: me gusta chupar tetas y pollas
MamaMcClain: ¡puta!
(Bi)lingual: cállate perra o llama a mi abogado
MamaMcClain left this group
Katkat: HAHAHHAA
Isolated: translate
(Bi)lingual:
me: hay bitch
Mom: what?
Me: I like sucking tits and dicks
Mom: whore!
Me: shut up or I calll my lawyer
Isolated: humor<3
YOU ARE READING
Klance gc
FanfictionVoltron modern au. Pidge, Keith, hunk, and lance go to the same highschool. Lance is a model btw. Keith and Shiro are adopted brothers and live together. KLANCE AND FUTURE ANGST
