Wrong Number (BTS x ATEEZ)

And This Is Why We Don't Sniff Or Smoke Crack Kids

It is 4:33 in the morning and I am doing this because I have not updated in 8 weeks, so while my sleep deprived brain can do what it can for now I shall do this chapter, see if I can get some sleep, get up for class and try and do some chapters during my classes and breaks.

On the last chapter:

Taehyung: You guys are weird.

Jackson: Like your one to talk alien boy.

Seonghwa: I need a break from this chat at this point.

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Yunho: Wooyoung?

Wooyoung: Yeah Yunho?

Yunho: I can't find my phone can you call it for me?

Wooyoung: Yeah one sec let me find my phone.

Namjoon: But isn't-

Seokjin: Wait what?

Yunho: Okay I'll wait.

Hongjoong: Not this again.

Jihoon: Again?

Wooyoung: I can't find it can you call my phone?

Yunho: Sure.

Seonghwa: Oh for the love of-.

Yunho, Wooyoung?

Wooyoung: Yes?

Yunho: Yes?

Seonghwa: For the last time your phones are in your hands.

I swear y'all like to drive me crazy.

Soonyoung: Wait Hongjoong, what do you mean by "again"?

Hongjoong: This isn't the first time that this has happened in the past week.

At this point I am not sure if it is because they are sleep deprived, are smoking some kind of crack or just plain stupid.

Seonghwa: We are leaning towards the just plain stupid.

Yunho: The sass.

Wooyoung: That is very offensive.

Jihoon: I feel like it is just plain stupid because Dk has done this with Seungkwan and Soonyoung way too much.

It is best if you lean towards plain stupid cause I really don't want to know, nor would you, that my boyfriend and his friends, in you case Seonghwa your children, are smoking weed or crack.

Hongjoong: Yep, they are just plain stupid.

Final decision, so don't say anything you two.

San: His lips are sealed.

Seonghwa: Good.

Jinyoung: I don't even want to know why and how that happened.

Felix: Wait so it isn't normal to think you lost your phone when it was in your hand all the time.

Jisung: I thought that was normal?

Mark: You know what, I not even going to answer.

Bambam: These boys are legends.

Seokjin: Only you, Yugyeom, Jungkook and Taehyung would think that.

Mingi: Wait don't Wooyoung and Yunho sniff weed or something?

Yunho: Mingi!!!

Seonghwa: They what?

Youngjae: Excuse me what?

Wooyoung: Mingi :).

Mingi: Nothing, I said nothing.

Yeosang: Actually you texted not said and you texted that Wooyoung and Yunho sniffed weed.

Mingi: YEOSANG!!

Yunho: YEOSANG!!

Wooyoung: YEOSANG!!

Jongho: Ummm.

What was that noise?

Hongjoong: I swear if they jumped Yeosang.

San: They jumped Yeosang.

Seonghwa: Sigh.

I'll go get the spray.

Hongjoong: I'll get the broom.

San Jongho, make sure those three don't kill Yeosang.

Actually no.

Namjoon: No?

Seonghwa: Yeah no.

Yugyeom: Why?

Jongho: Yeosang will most likely kill them than the other way around.

San: HURRY UP WITH THE BROOM AND SPRAY YEOSANG IS BITING WOOYOUNG AND YUNHO AND KICKING MINGI.

Seonghwa: Be right back guys.

--12 minutes later--

Jungkook: I am going to ask the question on everyone's mind.

Are they still alive or-.

Yugyeom: I was waiting for someone to voice this.

But really are they.

Jackson: How it sounded when they left I am not sure.

Hoseok: I am genuinely scared of that Yeosang kid.

Yeosang: As you should.

Hoseok: JJKKDVADKIFBAJDJVB 

Yoongi: What was that bang.

Jihoon: My question is how long have you been here?

Yeosang: I have been here the whole time.

Namjoon: I believe that bang was Hoseok falling off his bed.

Soonyoung: Is he okay?

Jimin: He will be okay.

I think.

Youngjae: You think?

Jimin: Yep.

Jaebum: What even happened?

San: Well after we left Jongho and I were trying to break them apart but in the end got scratched.

Jongho: And then Seonghwa and Hongjoong hyungs ran in with the spray and broom and was able to separate them before someone got more than bite marks and scratches.

Seonghwa: I can't with these children right now I am going and take a nap so I can get rid of this headache that these devil spawns caused.