How Many Ways Can You Kill Someone With A Pencil

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I have been obsessed with this question for years, don't ask why!


Also I stan the right men!!

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Hoshi: Now, now Jihoon we can talk about this.


Jihoon: No we can not,

So get your ass here before I come find you myself.


Wooyoung: Do I even want to know what is happening here??


Hoshi: YES HELP ME!!!!!!!!!


Jihoon: Don't help him.


Wooyoung: Uhhhhhh....


Jihoon: Don't help him,

He needs no such help,

Nor does he deserve it.


Hoshi: YES I DO!!

....

Jihoon..


Jihoon: Yes.


Hoshi: Are you knocking on my door.


Jihoon: And what if I am?? 


Hoshi: Fuck,

Welp guess I am dead,

It was nice knowing yall.


Wooyoung: .........

Nope not today santan


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Jimin: Is Soonyoung alive??


Jinyoung: Idk and tbh I don't think I want to.


Felix: But shouldn't we at least figure out?


Jongho: I mean we can just pretend we saw nothing.


Jackson: But wouldn't that mean we are accomplices to a murder??


Seonghwa: There is a law in our house 'If you pretend it wasn't there, it would disappear.' 


Namjoon: I mean it is a great law....

But why is it even there?


Hongjoong: When you live with these 4 demons, 1 half angel and a hulk, 

You need laws and rules.


Han: Damn not even Chan gives us rules and we are some bad children lmao


Yunho: I find it sad that I am labeled as a demon.

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