"SUCK MY ASS😀"
"time and place?"
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Inarizakis' manager-- Y/n L/n-- was asked to create a group chat strictly for the teams going to nationals, for a little 'good luck'. of course, she did as she was told like the good manager she is.
BUT ALAS, she...
remember how you asked tsumu and me to look after your hamster this weekend because you were going out of town?
Suna yeah. wait you didn't kill him, did you?
PFFFFFFT- of course not we just...
Suna just what.
tsumu would you do the honors?
A.Miya certainly!
Iwaizumi why don't you guys just tell each other this on your own gc😐
A.Miya Twas 2:30 pm when Suna has so gracefully given thine sirrah Atsumau and thine mistress y/n the role of keeping thou small creature for thoust night of two.
Iwaizumi or just ignore me that's ok too ig.
A.Miya "hark thee!" said thou Suna, "wouldeth thie mindeth taketh careth of thee hampsterthhh?"
Sugawara that's not even close to how you speak like Shakespeare 😀
A.Miya much timeth had passeth. thou y/n had inviteth thine companion Atsumu for a slumberth party at thines mansion.
Oikawa maison is french for house~
Tsukishima no one asked.
Kita and he didn't say maison, he said mansion 🙂
A.Miay Atsumu replied positively. thie duo had watcheth thou movieth of a silent voiceth, twas quiet depressingth 😔✊🏻
Yamaguchi that movie was so sad tho 👁💦👄💦👁
A.Miya thine movith endedthththth. "pauseth, whereth is thou small creature?" y/n thine madin inquired, now in distress. "GET THEE A NUNNERY!" shouted thin strong warrior called Atsumu.
Haiba chile-
A.Miya thie duo had beguneth to search for thou small creature of Suna.
Kyotani dude just say hamster???
A.Miya "THOU AS IN 'WE' NIE FINDETH THINE SMALL CREATURETH OF SUNA!" exclameth Atsumu thine handsome lad.
Ojiro tf is you hyping yourself up for-
A.Miya noweth sit thine madin y/n and thine sirrah Atsumu, searching for thou small creature of Suna and asketh for a large hand of their dearest friend name Suna aswelleth.
moral of the story, SUNA HELP US FIND YOUR FAT ASS HAMSTER!
Suna I'm bout' to beat your ass.
Tsukishima wait- record it for me, please?
A.Miya shiiii-
well you wouldn't have you strain your ever so soft and strong hands if you would give me and tsumu some advice on how to find your
A.Miya SMALL CREATURETH
yes that😌
Suna fine. but if you find him and he's dead, expect you to be in the same state
A.Miya YES SIR
ROGER THAT
(3:04 am)
YALL WE FOUND IT!
Hinata YAY WHERE?
A.Miya in y/n's dresserrrr
the little bastard was tangled in one of my bra straps 🤠
A.Miya horny rascal smh🙄
Semi ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?!-
Konoha oh to be a hamster🤪
A.Miya @Semi the fact that I called it horny?
Semi UH YEAH?!
A.Miya 🤷🏼♂️
Suna good, but I'm still gonna slap you both
where doe🤞
Suna gn y/n
A.Miya LMAOOO
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