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|020| Boyfriend Skit - Train-Ride Ever; Screw The Karen: Kinonita - Part 8

Part 8 out of 9 of the Cutie Chronicles
Warning(s): Karen dissing, fluff, angst

*Kinonita*
The Weirdest Tran-Ride Ever; Screw The Karen

(A/N: Sorry about the title, I ran out of characters)

Narita and Kinoshita were sitting on a train heading home. Narita had caught a small case of, well, something, strep throat maybe(?), they didn't know what it was actually, when they were walking around in Tokyo.

They have about an hour before they make it to their stop, so yay to that, but the people on the train are very weird looking.

Luckily, Narita and Kinoshita are sitting right next to each other, unluckily they are squished-- which they didn't really mind. But, very much preferred personal space-- especially when other people are around.

Narita coughed lightly once again, he thought coughing abnormally loud was considered very rude, so he tried to hold them in or keep them to the minimal loudness.

"Could you please stop coughing so loud!" Uh oh.

Kinoshita was just about to unleash his very colourful language on this lady, this was his(!) boyfriend(!) you're speaking too Karen(!), before Narita interrupted him just in time.

"I am very sorry, I will keep my coughing, something the human body can't control as it is a perpetual reflex to something bugging the human system, to a minimal," He said with a "very" friendly smile to her.

She looked away from the couple as Narita began to mind his own business as well. Kinoshita pulled out his phone and pressed the netflix icon, before pulling out some earphones. He gave one of the two, to Narita whilst he placed the other to himself.

He leaned down to Narita, even though they were both sitting right next to each other, and whispered, "Anime, Umbrella Academy, or anime theme songs on youtube--" He was cut off by The Karen screeching once again.

"--Escu," She dragged out the 'u' sound, "-use me, can you please stop being so loud," kinoshita blinked twice at her before looking around the train.

"What are you doing 'kino?" Narita said in the very quiet but nosy train as he stopped and looked at The Karen.

"Where I asked," He continued to ignore The Karen and uproar in chuckles as he and Narita decided on listening to anime theme songs; specifically Yarichin B Club's theme song on repeat.

"Oh, wow, now you're ignoring the ladies, typical male stuff. Use the women for her cooking, cleaning, and baby-making bellies, then rip them off by ignoring their needs, ergh, typical male," She muttered, being loud enough for the whole entire train to hear.

"Excuse me lady, but I think--"

"Don't say that about my husband, do you think you can just--"

"Why in the heck would you-"

Annoyed voices hissed out their answers to her as she ignores there, what she calls, complaints. Unbeknownst to this, a random nosy thirteen-year old body pulls out his phone and begins to record.

"Excuse me," Kinoshita's voice rang out with anger, the other protesters grumbled but quieted enough to hear what Kinoshita had to say about all of this.

"You will not sit--"

One of the peculiar people sitting beside Kinoshita, that was all up in his personal space, like he discussed in his mind, cut him off.

"Lady," spit flew out of their mouth as they spoke, a very disgusting but satisfying hunk of saliva flew to the floor, "I don't know who dumped you a couple of hours ago, but I do see why, " That got some chuckles, "That doesn't mean you have to take on these 2 gentlemens, one with a cough, and the other who's freaking funny a frick."

Lowkey, everyone was thinking the same thing; "freaking funny as frick" what the heck?

"So, please, proceed to crawl back under the rock you came out of," Narita and Kinoshita thanked the man; but in Narita's case, he just bowed his head in respect, he doesn't know if it's contagious.

The lady shut up as the man sat back down at his aspiring(?) speech(?), the boy turned off his camera and immediately posted it on youtube, and the same man continued to evade more of their space.

Dang!

They still haven't gotten to listen to the Yarichi B Club theme song. Dang it, Karen!

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