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|021| Boyfriend Skit - Movie Everyone's Head About But Hates: Enotanna - Part 9

Part 9 out of 9 of the Cutie Chronicles
Warning(s): Cuteness, fluff

*Enotanna*
Just Your Average Cheesy 90's Movie Everyone's Heard About But hates.

(A/N: Sorry, I couldn't Fit the Full Title)

Tanaka, somehow, convinced Enoshita to let him come to his house after practice on a Monday. Ennoshita never brought anyone in his house, let alone invited, or let them stay at his house that long, but here he was; sitting on his porch with Tanaka trying to text someone before his phone dies because it started freaking raining! 

Worst part was Ennoshita’s parents went out on a date and they wouldn't be back until later on; when Ennoshita and Tanaka sat on the porch, Ennoshita forgot the key inside. When the wind started to blow, for some reason, the door closed from the inside out and locked.

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But, wouldn’t the door blow open? It was what many may think. This possibility only happened for the goodness of this lovely plot.

Anyhow, Tanaka had left his phone on Ennoshita’s bed-- who knows what they were doing in there-- while Ennoshita decided to not charge his phone. The problem was he was very comfortable in the spot he was in, which just so happened to be where there were no outlets.

And what was even more plot-related. All in all, Ennoshita didn't want to move from his comfortable spot, Tanaka wanted to sit on the porch; whilst Ennoshita had a small cough, and the author made up a plot that defies simple aerodynamics.

Okay, scratch the last thing.. But it's true.

And you may be questioning, how did Ennoshita even end up outside since he was too lazy to get a charger even though his phone was at like 7%? 

One word: Tanaka. I will let thy flashback explain..

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Ennoshita, less than 2 minutes ago, had a sneezing-fest. He's good now but how many times he sneezed previously was questionable..

Tanka was a little concerned, but what could he do? Suck all of Ennoshita's sneezes away before they even happen? Don't answer that..

Ennoshita was currently laying on his bed, absentmindedly scrolling through his Instagram, liking a few pictures here and there, commenting once or twice, then continuing this process all over again.

Tanaka was sitting in Ennoshita's bean bag chair, which, let me tell you, was the bomb. It was a light beige colour, which matched the rug, and was so comfortable. Tanaka could live there and never digress-- especially if Ennoshita was with him.

Moving on from his fantasy land, he was sitting up watching a random black and white add that popped on the screen randomly, the ad stopped him binge-watching this random murder-mystery series he was almost done figuring out.

The ad was still going on, so moments later, Tanaka let out a heavy sigh. Ignored.

He let out an even heavier sigh than the first while flailing his arms a bit as he stood up and walked around the room. Ignored.

Tanaka flopped on top of Ennoshita, his breathing immediately exhaling but came back seconds later from Tanaka's impact.

"'Naka, as you saw before, you were being ignored," Ennoshita said with no stutter as he continued to scroll through his phone, which, mind him, was at like 4%.

"I know, I know, but~" Tanaka stretched out his 'but' as he continued, "I want to go outside,"

"Oh,"

Tanaka almost rolled his eyes at Ennoshita's short answer. "Enno~, can we go outside~, please!" Tanaka puffed out his lips, as, seemingly, his pupils grew in size, and clasped his hand together; perfect pout.

He learned it from Hinata and Nishinoya a few days ago; he'd need to thank them later.

"Ergh, fine, let's go outside," Ennoshita faked sarcasm, which was basically an imitation of Sakusa and Tsukishima combined. That's too scary to think about.

Sakusa plus Tsukishima.. No, thank you.

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That leads us to our main plot; Ennoshita glaring at Tanaka, as he blamed him for the door, which was.. fair. And, Tanaka trying to use his so-called pout power that he gained from Nishinoya and Hinata earlier; he needs to remember to thank them, tomorrow at practice.

"'Naka, if would have just," Ennoshita stopped mid-sentence, he was currently aggressively typing a message in the Karasuno group chat before his phone-... died.

"Great, it's dead. We have to run in the rain to.." He contemplated whose house was the closest to his own, "Suga's house." 

Tanka let out a sheepish smile, "Heh, heh, sorry," Ennoshita rolled his eyes as he began to stand up from the now drenched steps. He began to walk forward before turning back around and reaching his hand out.

Tanaka smiled before grabbing his hand as Ennoshita helped him up.

"Let's go weirdo," Ennoshita said before Tanaka clung onto his arm. 

They continued to walk through the harsh rain hand-in-hand while telling random stories. It all felt surreal, like some cheesy 90's movie everyone knows about but hated.

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