Dr. Phil Harem uwu

Chapter 1

Dr. Phil POV:

*beep beep*

I woke up to the annoying sound of my alarm. I lazily get out of bed and stretch my arms and legs. I grab a comb from my bed side table and stare into the mirror. I comb out my disheveled hair. Oh wait. I'm bald. How could I forget. I lost my luscious hair a long time ago. All because of a stupid monkey. I don't even want to recall the story. But I must come to terms with what has happened. A monkey ripped off my hair. Sadly it never grew back. Anyway, I need to get ready for school.

School also known as hell. I quickly throw on a black t-shirt and some jeans. I grab my bookbag and walk out the door. No breakfast. I'm too good for breakfast. I check my phone. Oh no. It reads 7:37. Class starts at 7:45. I start running. Dashing through the streets.

"I can't be late for class" I muttered under my breath.

At last, I make it to school.

7:43

"I've been waiting for you! BAKAAA!!!!"

I look back. It's Lighting McQueen.