Host Club

Mara's P.O.V

Today was Harley's first official day at Ouran and I was a little fearful.

If she had managed to do that much damage at the host club, who knows what a full fledged day would bring?

The thought was terrifying.

But I brushed my shoulder length dark brown hair, put on skinny jeans and the top for the males, and bounced downstairs in happiness.

Why was I happy?

Cause I was not responsible to wake up Harley this morning. That was enough to make any person smile in giddiness.

After Harley finally made it downstairs without killing anyone, we were hustled into a car and driven to school."Harley, your not even remotely wearing a school uniform."

"Fuck you." Her glare made me decide that conversation wasn't important, and the rest of the ride was in silence.

We were walking down the pink hallways when a thought struck me and I stopped dead.

"Harley, the twins are in the same class as us."

"God damn it" she cursed making a few rich people look at her in disgust.

Those bitches.

We walked into class 1A and I decided to be mean. "Harley I think I see your new owners you should be a good pet and go over" I teased evilly.

"Shut up your so annoying." she whispered angrily while fighting a hint of blush. I turned serious for a moment.

"You really should apoligize for what happened yesterday."I chastised.

Harley looked at me outraged.

"WHY!" She exclaimed extremely loudly. Right next to my ear. I may never hear again.

"Because," I continued despite my handicap and the awkward stares from people."You were really bitchy yesterday, and that's saying something because as Harley, you start out pretty bitchy."

She shot me a glare and I gave her a glowing smile. Then started pushing her towards the twins.

"Glare as much as you want grumpy gills you really should attempt to be nicer to people her were just doing their 'jobs.'"

Harley and I must have realized at the same time that I was not strong enough to continuously push her while she was struggling and she promptly rushed to the other end of the classroom.

I hate a bitchy Harley.

All the classes were boring and full of me trying to convince Harley to socialize, while I silently judged preppy girls who gave her dirty looks. Well except for my cello class that was actually enjoyable.

"Harley come on just go in and apologize."

Ah, my latest attempt at getting the young female to socialize with the males of her species.

"No."It was kind of unsuccessful.

"Please?" I begged giving my best puppy dog eyes.

"Hell no!" Talk about total fail.

I rolled my eyes and attempted to push her to the doors of music room 3."Oh come on they haven't even started hosting yet so you have no one to ridicule you."

She looked at me reluctantly.

"So I literally almost died yesterday from a rose petal, was embarrassed by seven extremely hot guys, and you want me to go back?

"When you say it like that it makes me sound like a bitch."

"You are a bitch!" She protested.

I then struggled to push Harley into the room. I managed and opened the door when I heard.

"-keep your secret. No one will find out your really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams!"

"Wow he's really a girl!" Harley exclaimed. I couldn't help it I shot her a look.

"Yeah I thought it was pretty obvious she was cosplaying as a guy. I mean she does sound really girly, what did you think?"

Harley blushed and looked down in embarrassment."I mean I had my suspicions but I thought he was like trans or something."I chuckled at her thoughts.

"Wow Harley, and I accuse you of being smart." I started laughing.

She shot me another glare. "Hey, i don't go judging people's life style choices! At least I noticed something unlike any of those other girls. Plus I was a little distracted yesterday. I blame the twins!"

The twins, took this as their opportunity to attack Harley. "Oh, so you find us attractive?"they asked.

Cue Harley's blush. "I, I never said that!" She stuttered out. I decided to make it worse.

"Of course she does!" I exclaimed loudly making the hosts look at me. "She also wants to get into your pants."

"I um no I really I just- shut up Mara."

I completely lost it and started dying on the floor while Harley's cheeks were extremely red right now.

I stopped dying enough to stand up and rescue Harley from the twins grasp, the blond one, Tamaki I think was in a corner in depression, and the hot one, with the dark hair, was writing smut in a black book.

Well I assume its smut he's never told me otherwise. Well I wouldn't expect him to tell me. I've never really talked to him.

"So this has been a fun experience" I said walking to the door with Harley. "And I have no idea what I just saw but if we can just leave and pretend this all was a dream that would be great."

"Mara" Harley was trying to get my attention. "The short cute one and the tall silent one are blocking the door."

"Oh shit."