Journal: Weird af ships...

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The worst kind of ship is the kind that is popular EVERYWHERE IN THE FANDOM but doesn't even have that strong of a canon drive. (*coughErericoughRevengeshippingcough*)

I don't even understand why Ereri is so popular, I would blame it on "OMG YAOI" but... I love Erejean... Eremin also makes sense... Eruri (ErwinxLevi, not to be confused pls) too... but of ALL THE GAY SHIPS THERE ARE IN SNK, ERERI IS THE FREAKING MOST POPULAR

WTF EVEN

DO PEOPLE JUST LIKE TO PAIR UP THE TWO HOTTEST MALE CHARACTERS??

Levi is old enough to be his father, and I've always felt like Eren looked up to Levi as a fatherly figure or role model. Like someone he looks to for advice and guidance, not "OOH LEVI-SENPAI" "omg Eren ur so hot let's do the butt diddly doo"

and even if you feel like it's more romantic than a teacher-student relationship, how is it that half the entire fandom ships it too??? they're friends, f r i e n d s friends that's like shipping Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore, Dumbledore is Harry's TEACHER it doesn't matter if "he's been there for him all the time" or "they are really close" or "he's his inspiration" it's the bond of respect between a teacher and a student. no one is satisfied with platonic bonds W T F

I don't even want to ask about Revengeshipping (Ashfur x Scourge) they clearly never met

it's even worse than Ereri, god

and why does Pinecest exist (Dipper x Mabel)

w h y they are siblings s i b l i n g s their relationship was supposed to be the love to a brother/sister why does everyone want it to be romantic

same with Elsanna diddly darnit

you can tell I'm trying really hard not to swear here but god some ships are just ffff

shipping is fun but there are limits guys

and guess what, platonic bonds do exist

not every close bond is romantic

frick everything oh m y g o d

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