Chapter 561: I Want To Be A Director
“What? Shoot a movie?”
An afro-sporting head popped through the window. It was none other than the scoundrelly Trendy Taoist Master.
As he stared at Shabby Taoist Master, his eyes sparkled.
In the room, Shabby Taoist Master suffered the shock of his life.
He nearly cursed out loud when he turned around. ‘F*ck, does he have dog ears? Why does he always hear me? He can’t be always eavesdropping on me, right?’
“Huh? Shooting a movie? What movie?”
Whoosh! Another head popped in from another side and bumped Trendy Taoist Master’s head.
Both of the Taoist masters’ eyes were sparkling.
“Another one with dog ears?” Shabby Taoist Master cursed under his breath.
“Who’s shooting a movie?”
Thud thud thud!
A flurry of footsteps rushed toward Shabby Taoist Master and the door was kicked open with a bang. A tall and powerful-looking Taoist master came in with an ax in his hand.
“Hey, hey! What are you doing? Put down the ax!
“Also, don’t kick the door like that next time, OK? You’re gonna break it.”
Shabby Taoist master gulped hard and said nervously.
The commotion spread in all directions.
“What? Shooting a movie?”
“Who’s shooting a movie? What’s it about?”
“Hey, Xuan Ling, are you moonlighting behind us? Tell us the truth.”
One Taoist master after another came from all directions and surrounded the door.
Their eyes were sparkling as they looked inside.
Shabby Taoist Master broke out in cold sweat when he saw that.
He gulped hard and said, “Fellow Cultivator Tang… said that he wants to shoot a movie based on my novel. Also, he said that he wants me to star in it.”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone fell silent.
It was so quiet that it was almost terrifying.
Then, everyone wailed sorrowfully.
“Oh, heavens! Is there no justice in this world? I’m more handsome and cooler than him. Why won’t he let me star in it?”
“How could that be? That isn’t fair! I want to star in it too!”
The Taoist masters started shouting.
Shabby Taoist Master wiped his sweat and said, “Um… listen to me. Fellow Cultivator Tang said that he’ll need many people to fill in the roles. He’s coming over now to discuss with us and pick the suitable actors.”
As soon as he finished speaking, his surroundings fell silent again.
All the figures froze there.
Then, they immediately went into action.
The crowd of sixty instantly dispersed and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
They rushed back to their abodes at lightning speed, took off their dirty Taoist robes, and rushed into the bathroom to take a shower.
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