~Easy as pie~

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Chapter 7
(Zin)
This guy is a pain in the ***.
(Narrator)
Yes Zin, I made Glitch make that very clear. Sorry *clears throat* continue-
(Zin)
"Why are you even helping her?" The kid asked me. I growled, "You are aware i'm her boyfriend right?" I responded in the heat of the moment. Oh shoot, Ima get a foot up my *** when Glitch finds out I said that. "Oh really? Prove it coward" he tried to punch me but I catch his fist. "Alright, here, what class do you have next?" I asked him, dropping his hand. "Math" I smiled "Well golly looks like we have the same class" he returned the smile "if what you say is true prove it in this hour, Glitch is also in this class" he said walking towards the classroom. "Easy as pie." You absolute IMBECILE!!!! Easy as pie my ***, you can't cook worth ****.
Once I entered the room I spotted Glitch who looked like she had bought milk and didn't know it was expired till she drank it. I waved slightly but, she just stuck her tongue out at me.
(Glitch)
I turned around to face Cinnamon, Elle.R, and Buzz. "Heart been broke so many times~" Buzz began to sing. I just looked at them with a disappointed face. "Hey Glitch, mind introducing us?" Huh? I looked up to see a boy waving at Elle and Elle waving back. Well they got along fast. "Sure, this is an ********." Buzz almost spit out their water. "HAHAHAH WHAT?" Elle asked.
Zin looked down at me but I didn't look back. I couldn't. Then he sat down by me. "Look I'm sorry ginger" Zin said in the softest way possible. I have one weakness in this world. Lord Asahi did me wrong, my weakness, boys with soft personality's. I looked up at the ceiling, avoiding his gaze. "Please Glitch, I'm really sorry, look, I'll do anything" I smiled "anything?" brain stop! No no no no "ok then, fine." Oh brain, how you have failed me. I snicker and lean towards his ear, which shocks him, and whispered what I wanted him to do.
(Zin)
At least she said fine but, did I really have to say ANYTHING?!?! She smiled and leaned towards my ear, her lips only an inch away, so close that I could feel her breath on my ear which made me blush, and whispered what she wanted me to do.
"Out of all the things" I started "that you could have asked me to do" I sighed "why, just why?" She laughed and said "pay back" I mean she has a point so, I can't back down now. I walk out of the classroom and towards the principles office.
(Glitch)
This, this is going to be epic. I got my phone out and started recording. A couple minutes later the intercoms blared, "Kid what-*inhales* Today we are gathered here in the great loss of an amazing person....Mr. Dino nuggie" I held in my laughter "He was sadly taken by us by *sniff* the microwave...The man was *hic* put in there with a metal fork *inserts gasp* and was...Burt. So we tell our lord, take care of Mr.Dino nuggie for us...for heaven has received another angel *drops mic*" ima cry!!! That was the best thing I have ever heard.
A few moments later Zin came back in the classroom and everybody clapped. "Encore encore" "bradisimo~" "I am so sorry for your loss" everyone was huddled around him.
After being a celebrity for ten minutes Zin finally sat down. "We cool now?" He held out his fist. I smiled and fist bumped him "yeah we cool"
(Zin)
Yes!!! Victory!! I might have just embarrassed myself, and people won't let me live it down but if I had to do it again to see Glitch smile, I would do it as many times as I needed to. Wait..no no no!! We are just friends! Nothing else. Not soulmates,
(Narrator)
Ehhh- well-
(Zin)
Not a couple, not anything, just friends. For some reason that hurt my heart saying that all to myself. I shook the thought off and looked around the classroom until I spotted The kid from earlier and remembered. I nodded to him and whispered in Glitches ear "Can you act?"

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