~Linked~

~Puppy~

Chapter 15
(Glitch)
I slowly got out of bed. Today was the day it all started. I quickly got out of bed and got ready. "What if they figure out its fake though?!" I thought running downstairs. My thoughts where cut off when I ran into my brother. WAM!!! "Ah, sorry Natsu!!!"
So this is Natsu Dragneel, he's a dragon slayer, loves food, has a gf named Lucy, and is broke like me most of the time.
"Why are you in such a big rush, wait, since when are you excited to go school??" I began to sweat. I need to make a lie fast!!! "I'm meeting up with all of my friends so we can get a snack before class!" I lied. Natsu leaned down and stared at me for a while and I put on my best "I'm not guilty" face. "Fine, you may g.." "SIS I SWEAR TO ALLMIGHT!!! DONT FORGET YOUR HOMEWORK!!!" Ochaco screamed, floating down the stairs. I forgot to mention, I also have a sister.....yes, A strange combo. Ochaco Uraraka, she has this really cool quirk that can make things float and makes her float other things but she always over does it and ends up puking, but she's training to be a hero.
Well you see, Natsu and Ochaco are not my blood siblings. They both seem to loose money VERY easily and so they begged to move in with me and said they would move out when they have enough money to find a place. It's been so long though that we just started calling each other brother and sister. It just kinda stuck.
"Sorry!!! I'm just in a big rush!!" I said, grabbing my breakfast and my homework. "Twank you siss!!" I mumbled with a pancake in my mouth. "Don't let any boys get near you, I'll light their a** on fi.." "Spill the tea to me when you get home sis!!" They both said as I left the house. Mom must have already left for work so I had to run to school today.
Alright let me get one thing straight. I don't run like an anime girl late to school on her first day. I run like Naruto. You would just wake up and walk out of your door and see a child screaming "SASKEE!!!" Down the street, praying she is not late for school.

Once I got to school, looking like a ran a marathon, my legs gave out and I collapsed on someone. BAM!! "Well hello puppy~"
Ok so, I'm not a morning person. That's all that needs to be said "Da*** my pancake!!!" I screamed, looking at my pancake on the ground. I looked at Zin then his bag "You said you would give me food" I sat up on his waist, again, and signaled for him to give me some of his food. "Jesus you two just going to get freaky in front of the whole god d*** school?!" I heard a student say. I knew EXACTLY who this was. "Ah, hello Miu iruma" I said, looking at her. "Yeah it's f****** me, the gorgeous girl genius!!" Also the most dirty minded person in school. I swear everything is a kink to her.
This is Miu Iruma, horny most of the time, gets turned on if you complement her, loves to give everyone shi*** names.
"Hey small tit virgin!" See what I mean "Mind not f***** your boyfriend in front entrance, I need to get past" she snarled. Wow, she really just says what's on her mind "Were not f.." "Obviously! Who would want to f*** a small tit virgin like you ahahahaha!" She said, Struting away. I scoffed and looked at Zin "She really doesn't realize what's coming out of her mouth does she" Zin was looking the other way and nodded. I smiled "If you keep getting turned on by just this Miu is going to call you a h**"
"Are you going to get up anytime soon ginger?" Am I going to be a nice person today, naw!
I stretched my body on him and laid down, our faces only inches apart. "I'm pretty comfy~" "Why are you suddenly the flirt master?" Zin asked, still not making eye contact. I smiled "Today I get to be your fake girlfriend..so...I get to choose how I flirt" I could only do this because it's the morning and I'm so fricking tired that I honestly don't want to get up.
Zin then got a smug look on his face and whispered something in my ear. I flushed all the way to my ears and got off of him. He got himself up and went inside the school. I was brushing off my cloths when I heard someone behind me "So~ what did he whisper in your ear?" Akira asked. I turned to her and whispered in her ear "Just something about little red riding hood and the big bad Wolf" Akira didn't add up the dots and just shrugged. "The big bad Wolf eats little red riding hood.." then she got it "OH DA**!!!" I laughed and we walked inside.

When we got inside we were greeted by "Hey shawty~" I knew who this was and chuckled "uh it's Pikachu..." Akira sighed. She turned to face him and I grabbed my imaginary popcorn.
"What do you want Pikachu.."
"I want you >3"
"And I want a bat.."
"And I.....hmmm....nope I got nothing.."
"You idiot....."
Akira turned the other way and rolled her eyes "C'mon nugget!! Can I Atleast get your number?" Denki asked, almost on his hands and knees. I looked at Akira who was hiding her blush from the nickname nugget. "F-fine but will you stop calling me nicknames?" She responded. Denki smiled "No promises~" Akira wrote down her number and Denki happily skipped down the hallway. I turned to Akira "Oh~ I think my ship just sailed a little bit~" "Oh shut up idiot!" Then she punched me.
We walked to first hour and entered the he** class.
After an hour on learning how baby's are born, we exited. "That seems so painful..." I said, holding my stomach. "It looks like you swallowed a beach ball.." I looked at her and we laughed until we made it to our next class. "Well well well looked what the cat dragged in" I tried holding in my laughter. "Uh what's so funny?" She asked.
This is Holly. She's a b****. No further explanation needed.
"Pff" "Can you say that again please?" Akira asked. "Look what the cat dragged I.." Akira and I burst into laughter. "Uh you morons are so annoying!!" Then she stomped away.
I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder "Hey puppy could you move?" *inhales* *exhales* I quickly stepped aside and put on a smile that hopefully didn't show how p***** off I was.
I had a final discussion with Akira and sat down, next to the Wolf. "This would be a good time to establish those "rules" you were talking about" wow, he said something smart. I got out a piece of paper and wrote down at the top: Rules. "Alright will take turns making rules, I'll go first" I grabbed my pencil, that I miraculously had "Rule one: if you touch my a** your a dead man" "Geez I'm a respectful man, I would neve.." I starred at him for a while "Fine, good rule...." "Now you make one" I handed him the pencil "Ok rule number two: I have to be able to hold you hand" I looked at him "But why? Who knows! You could have a disease.." "I'm pretty sure you will be ok."
After a while of arguing we made a List:
Rules:
Rule 1: no touching butts
Rule 2: we have to hold hands to make it believable
Rule 3: around parents act as nice as you can
Rule 4: it's considered harassment if you kiss Glitch
Rule 6: No Dates, who has time for that-
And Rule 7: no liking anyone else
(Glitch)
This might actually work!!! "We did it!" I said, stretching back in my chair. I yawned. Man I'm tired, maybe I'll just take a short nap. I leaned on my desk and drifted off to sleep. It was a nice nap I got to sleep on a nice pillow.
(Zin)
My arm has gone numb....
I looked over at her friends who had hearts in their eyes. I was utterly confused. I laid down on my other arm and looked at Glitch. Zin! Stop! You can't break your promise you made to......to mom....before she. I took a deep breath and closed my eyes, hopefully clearing my mind, and drifted off to sleep.
I woke up and starred Glitch in the face. She's still asleep?!!? I poked her head "Yo ginger, wake up" she's a dead sleeper. I picked up her head and dropped it. What? I never said I was nice. "WHAT THE F.." I covered her mouth before she could finish that. "If I remove my hand, you promise not to scream?" I asked. She nodded and I slowly let go of her mouth. I looked in back of Glitch to see her friends standing there with devilish grins. Oh no...
(Glitch)
I'm going to get him for that!!!!!! I was so mad at Zin that I didn't even realize my friends where behind me. I also didn't realize they pushed me. Right into Zin.