Fun facts on my characters and storyyy

My characters as incorrect quotes

1

Saorsa: You're making me claustrophobic

Mili: What's claustrophobic?

Erosabel: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Saorsa: No it doesn't!

Mili: HO HO HO

Erosabel: Stop it, Mili! You're scaring him!

2

Uraeus: You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for...

Uraeus, putting Roacel in a pot: Thot in a pot

Roacel: THEY BETTER FCKING GET READY FOR "BITCH IN A DITCH" 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW THEY'RE GONNA FIND YOUR FCKING BODY

3

Uncle Marcus: I can't allow you to jump out of the tree without proper equipment!

Smokey, wearing a propeller hat: You just gotta trust me, man!

4

Kalliste (previously known as Baby): Oh no! You're bleeding! Quick, what's your type?

Amal: Cute.... Indigo eyes..... Gray hair.... hell of a pushover-

Kalliste: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Amal: Oh.... red

5

Erosabel: Okay, truth or dare?

Smokey: Truth

Erosabel: How many hours have you slept this week?

Smokey, without pause: Dare

Erosabel: Go to bed

Smokey: I've decided that I don't like this game

6

Amal: I got a question

Smokey: Go for it

Amal: what's the correct ratio of gunpowder for essential oils?

Smokey: .... wut?

Amal: I want this bath bomb to be perfect

7

Kalliste: Amal I-

Amal: There is no "i" in this relationship, Kalliste, only "we"

Kalliste: Alright then, Amal. "We" are bisexual

Amal: Damn right, we are

8

Fang: Urae-

Uraeus: oh no, "Urae" in b-flat

Uraeus: You're disappointed

9

Madison: If we're in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt

Saorsa: When I come strutting in with your leggings on I don't wanna hear shit

10

Uncle Marcus: What do you crave more than anything else?

Jenny: Stability.

Erosabel: Peace of mind.

Mili: Chocolate chip pancakes.

11

Fang: How petty can you get?

Uraeus: I once edited The First Guardian's Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

12

Malory: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure

Saorsa, putting a hand on Nori's shoulder: How are you feeling?

13

Madison: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis

Saorsa: You're 18 years old

Madison: I MIGHT DIE AT 36!

14

Madison: Honestly I'm a little scared of Nori

Erosabel: He wouldn't hurt a fly!

Madison: That's reassuring

Smokey, working on his robot duck in the other room: He would kill a human though.

15

Amal: Akrosa can't be good at everything, right? He's gotta be bad at something, like being a bad kisser.

Malory: No, he's good at that too

Amal: Damn...

Amal:

Amal: Hold up-

oki well that's it for now ^^