Today is a wonderful and sunny day in the bustling city of Musutafu. In fact, one could say that everyday is a great day to be in town. The area is filled with many areas of entertainment and wonders that appeal to everybody, from the nightlife enthusiast to the common folk going about their days. In Musutafu, there is always something for you to enjoy!
For the scavengers and eccentric inventors, there is the Dagobah beach trash heap. Back in its hayday this was one of the most beautiful coastal beaches that existed, being a major hotspot for those wanting a little fun in the sun. However, due to the rising issues of littering and pollution it's all long and gone, now nothing more than a grease monkey's paradise. This little scrapyard has all the basic needs you need to create whatever technological abomination you desire, as well as snagging some scrap metal for some extra cash. In this part of town there is always a lavish, luxurious lump of landfill that you can legally and legitimately acquire from the lazy louts of lala-land. Reserve your scrap today!
Speaking of inventors, great minds only come from the best schools, and here in Musutafu we have one of the best schools in all of Japan, UA! With some of the most intelligent and capable minds ensuring the education and guidance of the next generation. Seeing as someone such as yourself is getting close to the age of motherhood, this would be a perfect opportunity to-
WHACK! "GACK!" BA-CRASH!
"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU IDIOT!?"
Izuku was unable to answer, seeing that he lays sprawled on the floor in Mt. Lady's, or Yu as he later found out, apartment. With all the beer cans that surrounded the two in the living room, one could assume that Izuku was just really drunk. Or maybe it was the table that she threw that completes the look, not sure about that. The apartment in particular looks more better, but for the most part it looks as if a woman wasn't living here at all. Woe to all the boys she would bring home (if at all).
Yu was wearing her casual clothes, as she was already off duty just a while ago. It was supposed to be just a normal patrol, hopefully apprehend a villain or two and gain some popularity. It was supposed to be an impressive debut for Mt. Lady, but it was never meant to be.
'And it's all because of HIM! That little green haired brat ruined my debut!'
She was steaming with anger as she glares at the kid, who was still out cold on the fl-
FWIP! Oh, wait. Never mind, he got back up.
"Yeowch! Well then, Big Lady, you certainly are NOT a damsel in distress! Not with those arms." he says, rubbing the sore spot on his head. "By the way, how the heck are you so strong? Is it something you eat? 'cause I heard that eating the broken hearts of men really-"
He barely dodges another empty can at his head, hearing the KLINK! as it hits the balcony window.
"I said shut up! And it's Mt. Lady, you brat!... and leave my love life out of this!"
Izuku pretends to give a confused look, stroking an invisible beard, "Really? With all the hero close ups you do, I'd say that info is open to the public!"
He makes a grand gesture of reading from a sign, his arms spread out , "Ahh, I can just see the tabloids now! 'Breaking News! Aspiring Hero uses Paparazzi to Scout Out Potential Sucker!' That'll get some recognition. HAHAHAAA!"
BONK! In his act of laughing he fails to see the coffee cup as it hits him straight in the face, knocking him into the floor again. This time Yu doesn't take any chances as she begins to drag the star seeing troublemaker by the collar and towards the door. Finally, with one strong move she throws Izuku out the open door.
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