The Ssssmokin' Hero: Deku!

A Prelude to a Somewhat Stable Plot

Hellos Hellos Kalbern here!

Well then here we go again with another bout of shenanigans for you lovely people here. Just want to take a quick moment to say thank you for all the support and kind words, and I will continue on with the story as I always have (even if I procrastinate, which is a lot).

That, and I recently started working again which takes a good chunk of my time, but I try to work on it whenever I can.

Now then, let's continue shall we?

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If you were to ask Minoru Mineta his reason for wanting to join the Hero course, he would tell you straight up and without hesitation that bitches love heroes.

Which is somewhat true, depending how good and/or popular you are. Another thing that should be regarded as true is the fact that Mineta is neither good nor popular. As an example, Mt. Lady is a competent hero and has nice assets that make her a nice hero. Midnight is a Dom that even villains would want to be defeated by. Endeavor, even though he is a flaming bag of dicks, has women constantly wonder if he is actually able to light a fire in their belly (Which is purely a metaphorical question and not a literal one, I promise)

Mineta however... does not posses those qualities.

He is not ugly, mind you. While he doesn't have the jock bod nor the slender model type, he can still try to go for the... the...

the um... *aggressively sifts through papers*

...well he has something that doesn't make him completely hopeless. Unfortunately he has the same popularity as the purple stuff you see in the fridge before you push it aside for the Sunny D.

Regardless, none of that has stopped Mineta in his overall quest to become the most popular hero. Even with the disgusted glares, the (deserved) slander behind his back and the circumstance of being shunned by the female populace he still struggles forward to eventually become the hero they will crawl back to. This is his destiny and nothing could ever change his mind.

Absolutely nothing... until he became a student at UA.

THWACK!

Mineta bounces across the concrete floor as another plan of attack failed, with Midoriya-Sensei virtually untouched.

" You didn't think I would know about what you're planning, Mineta?"

He couldn't answer, the pain too great for him to allow it.

" You didn't think I would figure out what your game is, Mineta?"

Inko calmly walks over to him, the boy in question retreating back in kind as his self-preservation overrides his love of women.

CRACK!

He suddenly stops as her fist cracks the floor again, right next to his pelvis.

" And you certainly didn't think that you would cop a feel with that last attack... did you Mineta?"

His stomach drops as his hidden motive was revealed. The disgust and exasperation of his classmates on the sidelines could not compare to the MURDEROUS glare in front of him.

" Well if you're that desperate for attention..."

Her hand raised, and open palm ready to meet his cheek.