How (not) to deal with an accidental universe change: a story by [REDACTED]

This wasn't supposed ti be a crackfuc but it kinda turned that way sorry

Pov Otto

I finished putting the fruits on Mikey the unicorn land and headed back to the farm. I looked at the forest. It moved again, i noticed, worried. I already had to abandon custody of the water Gauds when the lakes moved to the north. If the forest went away too, the gryffons would follow it. It was their favorite hunting spot after all.

I sighed and looked et the sky. It was becoming darker, and the constellation of the 6 and a half stars of Ellemond was revealing via through flashes of it's light the ectoplasm of phantoms flying.

I accelerated. Tonight was a special night. I could finally try the spell i diciphered from this way too well encrypted book. If i could-

I stopped myself at the sight of what semmed to be Torrens in front of the my front door. I squinted my eyes, trying to identify the colors of their scarfs as the usual yellow the governement men usually wore.

Exept it wasn't yellow.

It was red.

They weren't Torrens.

They were Orrens.

When did i go wrong ?!

-Mr, you are arrested for presence of occult energy on your farm.

-time skip-

A man was pushed in my cell. Well, the temporary cell they were keeping me in while they were invastigating anyway.

-Otto, right? He said to me. I looked at him. He had a baggy top, sunglasses and colored hair that seemed to change depending on the light.

-Who asked?
-Steve.
-Steve who?
-Wha do you mean? 'm just Good ol' Steve.

I snickered.

-Felony Steve? You had to be thrown here for a reason man.
-Hey! Good nickname! I'll use that sorcerer boy! I freezed.

-How do- How do you know that? How do you know anything about me? Steve smile was way too big.

-I know everything interesting. Like you! I watched him more attentively. When i focused on some of this body parts, they seemed to change. Pointy teeth. Red eyes. Just trying to see was giving me a headeach.

I came to a realisation.

-You're a demon!

-Righto, or, Rightotto?

-So can you like, help me put of here?
-What?
-You're a demon. You can do this, no?
-Well yeah.. But like, you'll have to show me your unicorn bud.

I smiled, getting ready, magic in hand. If i managed to use it to augment the strenght of the maguc deal, then mybe i'll not only get out of here, but the Orrens might also forget everyrhing.

-Deal. I showed him my hand.
-Deal. He smiled, taking it.

It exploded.

-Dude, what the heck did you just try to do?! I gulped. Shit.

A magic attack came right for me. Felony Steve was too strong. I didn't stood a chance. Except maybe...
I lanced the spell from the old book. It was dangerous, and i didn't knew what it would do. A blue light envelopped us.

And everything changed.

~

I walked on my farm, touching the walls from the tip of my fingers. This place was so different. No magic. Or not much, anyway... I could still use it on myself, like heat regulation, but nothing "exterior". I opened the door of a second batiment. I blinked. There was unicorns with no horns.