"HUmSaFarS"😁😍

"Epi 4"

(At CAMPUS)

( 2 din kese guzre kisi ko pta hi nhi Chala kuch ne ghum phir Kar aur kuch ne sooo Kar ye din nikale aaj wo Saab tracking karne jarahe the..)

Majid Sir: Hi Guys!!. My self Majid Saleem and I am your tour guide.. hum teams bnakar trekking karenge.. har team k paas map hoga aur har kisi ko personal sleeping bag aur tent diya jaiga.. kiyon ke filhal mountains ka weather qabele bardasht hai.. Soo humne Socha hai k hum trekking k sath sath mountain climbing bhi Karen aur Jo bhi team pehle peek par flag lagaigi wo team win karegi.. peek Tak pohochne se pehle 3 base points aainge Jahan se apko paani aur baaki zarorat ka saman miljaiga..
Wasif: Wow yaar!!.. means so much fun!!..
Majid Sir: yess.....ok to teams bnalete Hain..
Wasif: sir ek kaam karte Hain chits daal lete Hain jiska naam jiske paas nikla wo uska partner.
Farhan: Good Idea Wasii!!..

(Saab apni apni chits nikal lete Hain)

Hamid: chal Farhan pehle too bta...
Farhan: Faryal is mine..I mean she's my partner..
(Saab hi apne partners ka name btadete Hain)

Sara: Hamid you are my partner..
Hamid: that's cool!!..what about you Maani!!..
Maani: Damn!!..shit!!..Noo yaar!!..
Farhan: Kiya hogaya bhai!!..
Maani: It's..Manahil the Karela!!!..
(Manahil Jo kabse chup bethi hoti hai apne naam par chilake bolti hai)
Manahil: WHAT!!!..Noo..no guys..men iss duffer k sath nhi jaongi.. aur ye Karela kisko bola tumne Han!!
Maani: tumhe bola aur Han too bhi koi shoq nhi hai tumhare sath trekking karne ka..
Manahil: tumhe to men...
Hamid: yaar guys please larna band Karo.. it's only for fun..
Wasif: aur thori der tum dono aapna Ego side par nhi rakh sakte..
Sara: Manno yaar maan ja na..
Faryal: Han Manahil please maan jao na..
Manno: ok fine.. I'LL manage..
Wasif: aab too kiyon aurton ki tarhan nakhre Kar raha hai.. bhai maan ja mere...
Maani: chal theek hai..lekin sirf Tere kehne par..
Hamid: accha na chal natak na Kar zyada..
Majid sir: ok tum loog 20 mins Tak ready hojao..phir hum niklenge..
....ok sir!!!....

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(After 20 mins, Saab campus k Bahar jama hojate hain)

Majid sir: Guys tum logon ko maps milgai hai right..so tum logon yahan se trekking kartewe jaoge mountain range.. Tak aur phir climbing karke peek Tak pohochoge..as I said Jo bhi pehel wahan pohoch kar Pakistan ka  flag lagaigi wo win karega.. Is that clear!!!???
Hamid: Yess Sir!!..
Majid sir: ok then let's start!!..

(Majid sir k kehne k baad bhi Saab wahin khare rehte Hain)
Majid sir: Kiya Meri shakal boht acchi hai Jo mujeh hi dekhe jarahe hoo... Guys you all may goo now..

(Saab hi taqreeban dorte we nikalte hain)

(Kaafi der chalne k baad woh loog ek jana rokte hain...tabhi Sara ko ehsas hota hai Manahil unlogon ke sath nhi hai)

Sara: Guys Manahil Kahan hai..
Wasif: arre tumhare sath hi too thi..
Sara: mere sath thi lekin aab nhi hai..
Maani: Chalo shukar hai jaan chutti uss pechal peri se.. suppose k usse koi jangli janwar utha legaya hoa..
Wasif: agar esa hai too aab Tak pore jangal men Tikka party chal rahi hogi uski..
Maani: accha hai dunya se bojh too halka hoga..
Hamid: Guys It's not funny..!!
Maani: Noo it is... hahaha!!!..
Sara: yaar please esa mat kaho Manahil ki khala ko Kiya kahongi men..
Faryal: relax Sara yahin kahin hogi..dhond lete Hain usse..
Hamid: han ye theek hai..men aur Sara Aage ki taraf dekhte hain.. Farhan aur Faryal tum loog yahin rehkar uska intezar Karo...aur Maani aur Wasif tum loog wapis jao hosakta hai wahin raste men hoo humse peeche rehgai ho...
Wasif: Oo Bhai mujeh too tum loog maaf kardo itna chalne ki himmat nhi hai mujh men..
Maani: abbe iski too Laila giri hi khatam nhi hoti..rehende too men khud dekhlonga...

(Kaafi dooor aane k baad Maani ko Manahil k chilane ki awaz sunai deti hai wo bhag Kar awaz ka peecha karta hai)

Maani: yaar ye voice too aarahi hai phir picture men kiyon fault hai.. Manahil kahan ho yaar..???
Manahil: Maani..!!!men yahan hon..
Maani: abbe Kahan hoo..???
Manahil: neeche dekho duffer..!!

(Maani neeche khai men dekhta hai too isse Manahil tree ki ek tehni se latki hoi dekhti hai)
Maani: Tum yahan..kis liye!!..I mean Kiyon!!..Matlab kese???
Manahil: aab sara interview Mera yahin leloge Stupid!!!..uper khencho mujeh..

(Manahil ko dekh Kar Maani kuch sochne lagta hai)
Manahil: Kiya mere Marne ka intezar Kar rahe ho duffer??!!!..
Maani: actually Kiya hai na Ms.Manahil Mera esa koi experience nhi hoa na aaj Tak tabhi soch raha hon k aap Muhtarma ko kese nikalon..

Manahil: Kiya Matlab hai..mujeh lag raha hai mere girjaane k baad tumhare demagh men koi Idea aaiga..
Maani: accha hath Doo mujeh apna..
Manahil: Kiya..noo..no..no..yeh Idea accha nhi hai bulke bilkul accha nhi hai..
Maani: fuzol baaten band karo aur mujeh hath Doo apna.. Manahil..
Mujeh dekho..

(Manahil apni band ankhen kholti hai aur apna ek hath Maani k bare hoe hath men deti hai.. Maani usse khenchne lagta hai tabhi uska hath phesalta hai Manahil ka hath usse chot jaata hai aur wo neeche behte pani men gir jaati hai)

Maani: MANAHIL!!!!!.....

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                                (To Be Continued)