"HUmSaFarS"😁😍

"Epi 5"

                                   (Continuation....)
Maani: MANAHIL!!!!!.....
(Maani ko andar se kuch hota hai aur wo bhi khai men kood jata hai)

(Maani paani men koodne ke baad Manahil ko pakarta hai..aur dono behtewe kinare par pohoch jaate Hain..)

Maani: Manahil utho!!.. manahil!!

(Maani usse uthata hai aur uski peeth thap thapane lagta hai)

Manahil: Kiya Kar rahe hoo..mujeh swimming aati hai duffer!!!.
Maani: to pehle kiyon nhi btaya...
Manahil: mujeh too aur bhi bohot kuch aata hai to kiya men har cheez dunya ko btati rahongi...
(Is baar Maani khamoshi hi rehta hai..)

(Maani khara hota hai aur Manahil ki halat dekh Kar usse uthne k liye hath deta hai.. Manahil uske baare hoe hathon ko dekh Kar bolti hai)

Manahil: Mr.Imran mere abhi Itne bhi bore din nhi aai k men tumse help maagon...
Maani: accha!!..abhi thori der pehle hi koi mujeh se kehraha tha..Maani bachao..
Manno: Han too bachaya tumne phir bhi nhi na..
Maani: Han too mujeh Kiya pta tha..k jaab men itni dooor trip par aaonga too mere peche ek pechal Peri lag jaigi aur phir ussi jangli billi ko bachane k liye mujeh apni jaan khatre men dalni parhegi..
Manno: Han..bass!!..yehi tumhari badtameezi zeher lagti hai mujeh...
Maani: jese mujeh too tumhari iss sheren bayani se Ishq hai na..
Manno: Tumse too baat karna hi fozol hai!!...aur.............

(Isse pehle Manno kuch aur bolti kuch loog unko Charon taraf se gher lete Hain jinke hathon men guns aur doosre hathyaar mojood hote hain.. Manahil unhe dekh Kar Maani k peeche chup jaati hai)

Maani: Ms.Manahil abhi kuch der pehle hi mujeh koi kehhrahi tha k mere abhi Itne bore din nhi aai k....

(Maani ussi ka jumla usse sunane lagta hai jab Manno bolti hai)

Manahil: Han... Han..pta hai..pta hai!! Filhal kuch Karo warna hum dono ko lag pta jaiga..samjhe!!..
Maani: bhi men too samjh gaya lekin shayad tum nhi samjhi..
Manahil: Kiya matlab???
Maani: bhi ese waqt men Pakistani baas ek hi cheez karte Hain..
Manno: Kiya???..!!!
Maani: 1,
              2,
              3,
     BHAaaGooo!!!!!!!!!......

(Maani yeh kehte hi bhagne lagta hai jabke Manno wahin khari rehti hai issi liye Maani wapis aata hai)

Maani: aabe kiya tumhe inke saath ludoo khelna hai..Meri maa Bhagooo!!..

(Maani uska hath pakarta hai aur bhagne lagta hai..kuch hi dooor bhagne k baad jab Maani ko lagta hai k woo loog peche nhi Hain too wo rook jaata hai)

Maani: hhh..bachgai!!.. tumhe kiya hoa? kiyon abhi Tak shocked hoo..
Manno: Hath!!!..
Maani: Hain????...
Manno: Mera haaath!!!

(Manahil apne hath ki taraf eshara karti hai Jo abhi Tak Maani ne pakra  hota hai)

Maani: Ohh sorry!!..
Manahil: ek baat too btao Maani..yeh body shody tumne Museum men rakhne k liye bnai hai..Matlab haad hogai tum Itne se gundon ko bhi nhi maar sakte...
Maani: aabe pagal hoo kiya..men koi Jakie Chin ki ulad thori hon..aaj unko Maarta aur Kal ko wo pora lashkar lee aate too..
Manno: too mene konsa kaha hai k jehad par chale jao..Matlab Banda thori too hero giri dekhata hai..
Maani: Oo mujh se ye natak nhi hote.. ek larki ko empress karne k chakkar me men apni body ki 700 haddiyan torwalon..
Manno: 700 haddiyan too hoti bhi nhi hai duffer..
Maani: jitni bhi hoti Hain.. punch line too samjh men aarahi Hain na...
Manno: Mm...Ma..Maani!!!..
Maani: aab Kiya hogaya achanak tumhe..
Manno: peche khatra hai...
Maani: nhi peeche too koi nhi hai..
Manno: duffer mere peche nhi apne peche dekho!!!..

(Maani jese hi peeche morta hai uski bhi Hawa tight hojati hai..)

.....Pakr looo indono ko....
(Unmese ek aadmi bolta hai..)

( wo loog Maani aur Manahil ko rassiyon se bandh dete Hain)

Manno: aahh!!!.choro Hume...
Maani: Manahil ye tumhare Mamaa k larke nhi Hain Jo tum inhe bologe aur ye Hume chorhdenge....Gunde Hain ye..
Manno:accha suno inse pocho na ye Hume Kahan leker jarahe Hain??
Maani: Manahil zahir si baat hai picnic par too nhi leke jarahe honge na..pta nhi Kiya karenge ye humara..
(tabhi wo loog unhe elaqe k andar laate Hain)

Manno: yeh konsi jagah hai..koi Island too nhi!!..
Maani: Ms.Manahil kindly aap apna demagh chalana bandh karengi..baas thori der...wese mujeh too koi gaon lagta hai...............
Manno: Han..men...
Maani: Not a Single word Manahil!!...
(Manno kuch bolne hi wali hoti hai k Maani usse chup karadeta hai)
Manno: Badtameez!!😡😠..

......................... .................................