"HUmSaFarS"😁😍

"Epi 6"

(wo loog Maani aur Manno ko gaon k kisi baare ya shayad sardar k paas leker jaate Hain)

....Sardaar!!...
(Unmese ek aadmi apne Sardaar ko Maano aur Maani ko taraf eshara kartewe kehta hai)

Sardaar: Shaadi shuda hoo!!??
Manno: Maani tumse poch rahe Hain..
Maani: hnn..nhi Matlab nhi..
Sardaar: Too yeh larki!!???
Maani: yeh Meri...
(Maani Manno ki taraf dekhta hai)

Sardaar: kahin tum loog!!??
Maani: nhi..aap ghalat samjh rahe Hain..yeh meri..mangetar hai..humari jald Shaadi hone wali hai...
Manno: Hain!!???..
Maani: Manahil filhal meri Han men Han melao warna ye loog Jo humare sath karenge wo tum soch bhi nhi sakti...
Sardaar: yaani Shaadi see pehle hi ek sath ghum rahe hoo...jaane aaj Kal k waleden ko Kiya hogaya hai..noojavan naslon ko ese hi chora hoa hai...lekin Hume yeh gawarah nhi..hum tum dono ka nikkah aaj hi karenge phir Jahan Jana hoo chale Jana
Manno: LEKIN!!!!...

(Manno aur Maani dono Ek dosre ko ghusse men dekhte Hain)

Sardaar: khabardar larki!!..humare gaon men zananiyon ko mardon k beech men bolne ki ijazat nhi.. khudabaqsh!!!!...
Khudabaqsh: jee Sardaar!!.hukum!!.
Sardaar: larki ko Zanani khana men le jao aur tamam zananiyon ko kehdo k inke Nikkah ki tayari karen..

(Khudabaqsh Manno ko Zanani khana men leke jaata hai..Jahan tamam aurten mujood hoti hain)

....aao bacche mere sath aao...
(Unmese ek aurat Manno se bolti hai.. Manno unke peche peche jaati hai..wo usse ek kamre men le aati Hain)

....bacche Mera naam Sajida hai tum mujeh Sajida Mai keh sakti hoo...Mujeh khudabaqsh ne btaya tumhare baare men..ye kuch kapren Hain inhe pehen k tayyar hojao...
Manno: aunty!!..I mean Sajida Mai.. mujeh aapse ek baat karni hai..
Sajida Mai: kaho bacche...
Manno: Wwoo..wo men ye nikkah nhi Kar sakti aap please Saab ko mna karden..
Sajida Mai: mujeh maaf kardo bacche men esa nhi karsakti..yahan kisi Zanani ko apne marad k aage bolne ki ijazat nhi hai..tum jaldi se tayyar hojao molvi sahab aate hi honge..

(Manno Maani ko dhondne lagti hai par wo usse kahin Nazar nhi aata)

(Manno thinking, ya Allah men Kiya karon..men kese uss badtameez se Nikkah karlon..agar Nikkah karliya  too khaloo mardalenge..aur nhi kiya too Sardaar mardenge..filhal Jo sahi hai wo Kar Manno..Han apne dil ki nhi demagh ki sun..)

(15 mints baad hi molvi sahab aagai the..aur phir kuch hi Der men wo Manahil Fakhri se Manahil Imran Ibrahim ban gai thi..inn 5 ghanton men uski Zindagi men Kiya Kya hogaya.. uski Zindagi ka itna ehem faisla, wo bhi apno k bagher..wo Shaadi hi too nhi karna chahti thi issi liye too wo Ghar se bhaagi thi aur aab wo na chahte we bhi Shaadi shudah hogai thi wo bhi uske sath jisne pechle 8 ghanto men uski Zindagi aazab bnadi thi..jisse wo sakht nafrat karti thi actually hai.. kese wo uss insaan se Shaadi karsakti thi..lekin phir bhi yeh Saab hoa.. kiyon... Kiyonke yehi too qudrat ka khel hai aap jiss cheez se bhagte hoo wohi aap ke Aage aake khara hojata hai..kiyon hota hai esa yeh too baas uper Wala hi janta hai..usne kiske liye kisko bnaya hai yeh wohi janta hai..hum insaan Kon hote Hain rishte bnane wale wo too khuda bnata hai aur wohi janta hai k Kon kis rishte ka haqdaar hai................)

(Dosri taraf Imran ki bhi yehi halat thi.. usse kuch der baad hi ek kamre men bhej diya gaya tha Jahan Manno edher se udher chakkar laga rahi hoti hai..Manno Maani ko dekh Kar kaare tever liye uski taraf aati hai..)

Manno: tum..jahil insaan, badtameez darpok..tumhe zra andaza hai k tumne Kiya Kya hai..aur tumne Nikkah k liye mna kiyon nhi Kya Han..??
Maani: mna too madam aapne bhi nhi Kiya..
Manno: theek hai lekin at least mene bolne ki koshish too ki thi wo alag baat hai k unhone Meri suni hi nhi..

Maani: too tumhe kiya lagta hai mene mna nhi kiya hoga.. koshish ki thi mene bhi..tabhi too gunpoint par Nikkah kar waya hai unhone..warna mujeh koi shoq nhi tha tum jesi jangli billi se Shaadi karne ka..

Manno: hoo..tumne mujeh jangli billi Kahan..you..bandar, jangli janwar..U!!!!!!!..

(Manno ghusse men jug men bhara paani sara ka sara Maani per ulat deti hai)

(Isse pehle k Maani Manno ko kuch kehta door pe knock hota hai.. Maani door kholta hai too samne usse Sajid Mai dekhti hain)

Maani: jee aap!!???..
Sajida Mai: bete woo awazen arahi thi aur arre ye Kiya aap bheeg kese gai..
Maani: kuch nhi aunty bass wo paani gir gaya tha..
Sajida Mai: too bacche Thora hosla hath rakhna tha na...
Maani: jeeeeeee!!! I mean jee aunty men aainda se dhyan rakhonga..
Sajida Mai: accha beta shaba kher..
Wo Kiya kehte Hain angrezi men... God Nate...
Maani: Good Night!!!..
(Maani in mind, Kahan good hone wali hai ye night)

(Maani door Banda karta hai k Manahil hasna shoro hojaati hai)

Maani: MANahilll!!!!!..😈😬😤
Manno:😁😋😝!!!..
Maani: ya Allah kiyon dal diya iss dhol ko mere sar!!..
Manno: arre jao change karlo ye na hoo k loog kahen biwi ne pehli raat men hi apne mezaaj e khuda ko bhukhaar men tapa diya..
Maani: wese tapaya to tumne hai mujeh..
Manno: accha kher men bed pe soongi too barai meherbani apna intezam sofe par kijiye ga..

(Manno ye bolte we bed par Beth jaati hai)

Maani: Ooe excuse me!! Kahin aab wo filmy scene too nhi aane Wala k Marad aurat ka lehaz karke usse bed par sone deta hai..agar aap ye soch rahi hain Muhtarma too ye aapki bhool hai men too bed par hi soonga Jo karna hai karlo...

(Maani ye bolkar bed par jaldi se Beth jaata hai)

Manno: Ooe tum yahan kiyon bethe utho yahan se...jao!!..
Maani: kiyon men kiyon jaon problem tumhe hai tum jao..

(Ye bolkar Maani apne uper bed sheet dalta hai aur soojata hai..Manno majboran apna pillow uthakar sofe par rakhti hai aur wahin sone ki koshish karti hai kiyon ke usse pta tha aab usse sofe pe neendh nhi aane wali hai)
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