"HUmSaFarS"😁😍

"Epi 7"

(Manno jo raat bhar nhi sooti aur jiski thori der pehle hi ankh lagi thi darwaza knock hone k awaz se uth jaati hai)

Manno: Kon!!???..
....bete men hon Sajida Mai...
(Manno jaldi se door kholti hai)

Sajida Mai: Subah bakher bacche!!!.. wo tum apne marad k sath jaldi aajao Saab nashte par intezar Kar rahe Hain..
Manno: jee aunty abhi aate Hain..!!
(Ye bolkar Manno door bandh karti hai)

(Manno thinking, ya Allah aab iss duffer ko bhi uthana parhega..)

(Manno Aage barh ke usse zra sa hilati hai aur ahiste se bolti hai)
Manno: Maani!..
(Woh Thora aur uncha bolti hai)
Manno: Maaani!!..
(Iss baar Manno ka para high hojata hai aur wo chillake bolti hai)
Manno: MAANiiii!!!!..
(Jiski wajah se Maani harbarah k uthta hai)
Maani: Han..Kon Margaya!!.???
Manno: tumhi kabse marre parhe hoo utho Humara Saab nashte pe wait Kar rahe hai aur phir Hume nikalna bhi hai..
(Ye sunte hi Maani phir sone lagta hai)

Manno: Aab kiyon Soo rahe ho..Uthoooo!!!
Maani: yaar ye btao kisne chorha hai tumhe mujh par.. yaar khuda ka wasta jaan choro Meri..sone Doo mujeh..
Manno: theek hai soote raho..
..ek too men isse jaga rahi hon uper se jahapanah k nakhre hi khatam nhi horahe...
(Maani apni ek ankh khol kar Manno ko dekhta hai Jo apne bag se apne kapre nikal rahi hoti hai..isse pehel Manno bathroom change karne jaati Maani jaldi se bhag kar washroom men ghuss jaata hai)

Manno: MANI!!!!..niklo bahar..mene Jana tha..
(Manno k bolne par Maani moo Bahar nikal Kar kehta hai)
Maani: koi baat nhi aajao share karlete hai😉..

(Aur isse pehle Manno koi cheez kehnch Kar usse mare wo jaldi se door wapis bandh Kar leta hai)

Manno: mene apni pori Zindagi men tum jesa badtameez insaan nhi dekha..
Maani: aur dekhogi bhi nhi!!..
(Maani ki andar se awaz aati hai)
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(Thori Der Ek sath nashta karne k baad Sardaar sahab Maani se kehte Hain)
Sardaar: Han bhi larke Kiya erada hai aab tumhare...

(Maani thinking, abbe mere baap toone Jo Kiya hai uske baad too mere saare eradon ka qeema hogaya)

Maani: Han..wo..aab too sheher ki taraf hi jainge...
Sardaar: kaho too hum apne admi tumhare sath bhejden sheher Tak..
Maani: nhi..nhi.Sardaar sahab hum khud chale jainge aap k already humare uper bohot ehsanat hain..(Maani apne Nikkah k baare men sochte we kehta hai)baas Hume rasta btadijiye..
Sardaar: hmm..theek hai.. nashte k baad hum tumhe naqsha(Map) aur hiddayat dono de denge..
Maani: jee behtar..!!!
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(Nashte por sukooni se karne k baad Maani aur Manahil ne apna saman pack Kiya aur Map lene k baad dono apne wapsi k safar par nikal gai)

(Dono ko chaltewe kaafi der hogai thi lekin na hi koi sarak Nazar aai thi na hi sheher jaane ka koi rasta)

Manno: Maani ye tum Kahan le aai ho yahan too dooor dooor tak koi Nazar nhi aaraha..
Maani: yaar Manahil!!..
(Manahil Jo Aage barh rahi hoti hai Maani k awaz Dene par wapis aati hai)

Manno: hmm..Han bolo..
Maani: wo..Oo.. yaar ek chohti si problem hogai hai...
Manno: kesi problem???
Maani: mujeh lagta hai k...hum ghalat aagai hai.!!
Manno: What the Fudge!!!..Kiya baqwas Kar rahe ho tum!!..are you gonna mad????....
Maani: Sorry yaar hojati hai ghalti se mistake..
Manno: Tum!!???..oofff!!! Jab Sardaar sahab keh rahe the k wo apne admiyon ko bhejdete Hain..to Kiya zarorat thi tees maar Khan banne ki.. aap btao mujeh kese niklenge hum yahan se..
Maani: mujeh Kiya pta men koi tourist nhi hon aur naahi mujeh jangal pasand Hain..
Manno: tum..tumse too baat karna hi fozol hai..
(Thori Der dono wahin sar pakar Kar bethte Hain)

Maani: mere khayal se wapis chalte hain...
Manno: demagh too nhi kharab hogaya tumhara..wapis jainge itni dooor!!..
Maani: too Kiya Karen ese hath par hath dhare too nhi Beth sakte..kuch too karna hoga..
Manno: I think Aage hi chalte hain..kahin too pohoch hi jainge..
(Manno apna bag uthati hai aur aage barhne lagti hai jab Maani usse awaz deker pochta hai)

Maani: kiya Matlab kahin too pohoch jainge!!..
(Manno rok kar peche morti hai)

Manno: Manzil hi Saab kuch nhi hoti Mr.Imran...aur wese bhi bohot sunli men tuhari aab tum Meri sunoge..
(Ye kehkar Manno chalne lagti hai)

Maani: Chalo theek hai...chalte hain Jahan qismat lejai...

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(Dono kahan jarahe Hain kisi ko nhi pta kiyon jarahe Hain yeh wo janna bhi nhi chahte.. shayad qismat ka koi Naya hi khel hai..)