18. dream smp

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I soon saw two minecraft characters running towards me. I crouched up and down and they did the same. Soon I was given a few tools and things to get me started by clay

Tommy: follow us y/n, we are your tour guides for today
Y/n: okie dokie
Tubbo: okay so why exactly do you know about the smp?
Y/n: that dream is a bitch
Tommy: AHAHA YES Y/N! WE HATE THAT MANIPULATIVE GREEN SON OF A BITCH
Tubbo: continue
Y/n: uh Tubbo is married to Ranboo and they have a son. Tommy was dead but got revived and that's about it
Tommy: okay that's all you need to know

We walked through the smp and they told me about everything. When we got to the big lmanhole, the three of us stood looking out

Y/n: o7's
Tubbo: o7's
Tommy: o7's boys

Tubbo then started leading us to snowchester

Tubbo: y/n I'm gonna introduce you to someone
Tommy: it's his best friend
Tubbo: tommy cmon on now
Tommy: wot! It's true
Y/n: aww tommy
Ranboo: hello!
Tubbo: Ranboo, y/n. Y/n, Ranboo
Y/n: Ello enderman boi
Ranboo: hello! you know how I am!
Y/n: mhm mhm
Tommy: okay so we need to get you a house somewhere y/n
Y/n: okay..
Tommy: have a house next to mine!
Tubbo: no! Have a house in snow Chester
Tommy: NO THE SMP
Tubbo: NO SNOWCHESTER
Ranboo: fight! Fight!
Y/n: okay how about I have a house in snow Chester and next to your house tommy?
Tommy: okay! But you build it next to mine first
Tubbo: but we are already at snowchester
Y/n: I agree, tommy let's build here and then we can go to the smp
Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR
Y/n: tommy
Tommy: NO I WANT YOU TO BUILD YOUR HOUSE NEXT TO MINE FIRST
Y/n: 1
Tommy: ITS SO STUPID
Y/n: 2
Ranboo: oh she's counting
Tommy: NO DONT FUCKING COUNT DOWN ON ME BITCH! IT DOESNT WORK IM NOT INTIMIDATED! NO ONE IS
Tubbo: not gonna lie I am very intimidated
Ranboo: agreed
Y/n: 3....don't make me get to five tommy
Tommy: whatever get to five, what are you gonna do
Y/n: 4

I went into discord and texted tommy saying "you do know, you live close to me right? And I know how to punch"

Tommy: no okay nope, let's build here it's fiiine
Y/n: there we go
Ranboo: POG!

Tubbo, Ranboo and I started building my house in an empty plot that we found

Tommy: y/n will you actually do what you said?
Y/n: *laugh* not Tommy I said it to get you to listen
Tommy: WHAT THE F-
Will: tommy did you just get the count down from y/n?
Ranboo: he did!
Y/n: hey it worked
Will: GOOD FUCKING JOB Y/N! How did you do it? It only works when Phil does it for tommy
Y/n: I'll show you one sec

I took a screen shot of what I sent tommy and sent it to Will. I waited for a good second before I heard intense laughing from Will

Will: AHAHA THATS BRILLIANT
Tubbo: wait can I see?
Will: Tubbo you know that thing about y/n's parents
Tubbo: oh yeah
Will: she used that to her advantage
Tubbo: AHAHA
Ranboo: wait can I know what's with her parents?
Tubbo: Y/n?
Y/n: Ranboo are you streaming?
Ranboo: no
Y/n: check your minecraft chat
Ranboo: okay, I'm waiting...WHAT THE HECK?! HOLY COW! IS THAT REAL
Tommy: it is very true
Y/n: I love seeing people's reactions to when I tell them that
Tubbo: well tommy enjoy your chat while you can
Tommy: nope it's started, are they coming up with theories?
Tubbo: yep
Will: I don't think you guys would get it
Y/n: I'm gonna look at your chats and see if anyone's gotten it
Will: you check tubbos and I'll check Tommy's
Y/n: okay

I went onto tubbos chat and started reading it. There were some very interesting guesses but then I saw one person get it

Y/n: okay someone in tubbos chat got it
Tubbo: did they actually?
Will: and someone in Tommy's chat, just one singular person
Y/n: mhm
Techno: halloo
Tommy: TECHNOBLADE MA FRIEND
techno: hello, is there a new person on the server
Will: yep
Techno: new person, what's your name
Y/n: y/n
Techno: y/n, do you like governments
Y/n: I meannnn, they're pretty pathetic if you think about it
Techno: YES I ALREADY LIKE HER
Y/n: I'm glad I'm glad
Techno: so what were you guys up to?
Ranboo: Wilbur and y/n here actually were looking at tommy and tubbos chat to see if anyone could guess her parents occupation
Techno: interesting, did any of them get it
Will: one from each chat
Tommy: SHE FUCKING THREATENED ME TECHNO! AND DID THE COUNT DOWN THAT PHIL DOES
Techno: HAHA LOSER
Tommy: me or y/n?
Techno: you
Tommy: OH FUCK YOU

We continued chatting while I finished up building my house in snowchester

Tommy: now that I think about it, maybe I don't want you to build your house next to mine
Y/n: okay
Ranboo: pog! Y/n let's go meet Michael
Y/n: pog

I followed them through the snowy plains and soon went through a door and saw the zombie piglin

Y/n: hii Michael
Tommy: what the fuck- what the fuck was that
Y/n: what was what
Tommy: THAT
Ranboo: AHAHA your voice just went like super high pitched talking to Michael and then back to normal when talking to us
Y/n: ah well you get what you get
Techno: I did not see you as one to show emotion but that was interesting
Tubbo: she showed emotion to us like four hours ago
Tommy: I can confirm
Y/n: just tell the whole world Tubbo and tommy
Tubbo: were we not supposed to tell anyone?
Y/n: the one thing I asked you two
Tommy: well chat doesn't know that you- blah blah chat doesn't know
Y/n: oh my god

I heard my door swing open and then saw George hand me a bag of food

Y/n: I told you not to get me food you idiot
Will: what?
Y/n: oh uh my roommate got me food when I didn't want any
Tubbo: I could go for some food right now actually
Y/n: didn't you two boy like a huge packet of gummy bears yesterday
Tommy: *gasp* OH YEAH WE DID
Tubbo: I'm gonna go get some
Tommy: can you get me some pleaseeee
Tubbo: okay one sec

I muted my mic and looked up to George smiling

George: you having fun?
Y/n: I guess, but why'd you waste your money on food
George: because I don't want my roommate to starve
Y/n: right even when I explicitly said I wasn't hungry
George: I've lived with you for like two months now, I know when you lie n/n
Y/n: I really wasn't lying but thank you
George: enjoy your food

George smiled and left my room. I started to eat my food while playing with one hand

Tubbo: FOOD
Tommy: THANK YOU TUBBO
Ranboo: wait please tell me Tubbo is just in Tommy's room holding a bowl of gummy bears... OH AHAHA HE IS
Tommy: GUMMY BEARS BITCH
Tubbo: should I show them how big this bag is?
Tommy: yes do it

I was watching their stream and saw Tubbo struggling to hold up the huge bag of gummy bears

Y/n: they spent fifty pounds on that
Will: oh my god, who allowed them to live together
Tubbo: the school
Tommy: yep
Techno: they got you there

While tommy and Tubbo ate their gummy bears, I roamed around snowchester a bit more and got diamonds and shit

Tommy: BIG Q! YOURE GONNA HAVE FUN TALKING TO BIG Q AND KARL
Y/n: alright
Alex: AYYY THOMASSS
Tommy: BIG QQQQ
Alex: hey everybody! How are you guys
Karl: HEYYY
Alex: KARLOSSS
Y/n: im good how are you
Karl: NEW PERSON
Alex: AYYY MAN YOU A GIRL
Y/n: yes I think I am
Ranboo: this is already chaotic
Tommy: y/n is Tubbo and our new best friend
Tubbo: yep!
Y/n: mhm
Karl: poor y/n
Tubbo: EXCUSE YOU KARL
Will: oh you made Tubbo mad
Tubbo: Karl I have a huge fucking bag of gummy bears worth fifty pounds
Tommy: and we are not afraid to hit you with it
Karl: WHAHAT
Alex: GEEEZ
Karl: well thanks for the gummy bears I guess
Y/n: how do you know that it wasn't drugged
Karl: tommy and Tubbo wouldn't drug gummy bears
Y/n: I would
Ranboo: LETS GOO

Soon enough tommy and Tubbo ended their streams and it was 5pm, Jesus. I left the call and too my trash with me downstairs. It was so awkward talking to George. On second thought I really needed to talk to minx and Niki because I miss them. I decided to pay them a visit and heard georges room door unlock. Before we could talk to me, I left the dorm and knocked on niki and minx's door. Minx opened the door with an annoyed face but it softened when she saw me. She screamed to niki "Y/N'S HERE". I walked inside and they both engulfed me in and huge hug

Niki: I've missed you all day!
Minx: we were streaming together actually, did you wanna join? It's a drunk cast
Y/n: uh sure but I don't got drinks
Niki: stay with one of us and we will give you drinks
Y/n: okay but after stream I've gotta talk to you guys, it's about George
Minx: girly leave it on stream and then chat will see how fucked up he is. But like say someone else's name yeah?
Niki: but not Dylan!
Y/n: alright

I followed niki to her room and decided I would alternate between them both during the stream

A/n:
Hello! Sorry I haven't uploaded in a bit. Schools been stressful and I've got a lot of tests this week, so I've been focusing on them for now. From next week uploads should be not as scuffed but yeah. Anyways, I love you guys and keep being you're sexy selves

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