𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 . ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗᶠⁱᶜˢ

WHO'S AT THE MANOR?

COMEDY CHATFIC !

prettiest boy: uh guys?

My parents are dead: yes?

blazy boi: sup bro?

not-pug-faced: did you get stuck in women's lingere again?

prettiest boy: pansy, that was a secret wtf!?

not-pug-faced: oh

not-pug-faced: well

not-pug-faced: oops-

blazy boi: LMFAO, HOW TF?

My parents are dead: when did that happen? lolol

grangerdanger: what is wrong with y'all? I'm trying to sleep!

blazy boi: then just mute the group mamaz

grangerdanger: take that back, zabini.

grangerdanger: I said, take that back.

blazy boi: ...it's Mr. Zabini.

prettiest boy: you fucking arseholes! I'm genuinely scared and no one listens to me!

ron doesn't share food: well then, tell your father ig-

grangerdanger: laugh my ass off!

blazy boi: good one, ron!

My parents are dead: dhbrurvivnrv

not-pug-faced: lol

not-pug-faced: y u scared tho?

prettiest boy: because...someone...

not-pug-faced: aight, i'm out-

prettiest boy: NO NO WAIT! I'LL SAY IT IMMEDIATELY!!

prettiest boy: the thing is, that someone is in the manor...

grangerdanger: well, it cannot be your parents since they're at the school for the open house..

prettiest boy: no shit, sherlock.

grangerdanger: Draco, I do not think you understand, you are in NO position to talk to anyone like that, so if you want our help; be nice :)

not-pug-faced: damn, never thought i'd be attracted to granger-

blazy boi: PANSY YOU LIKE GIRLS? THAT'S GREAT CUZ I LIKE GIRLS WHO-

not-pug-faced: finish that stupid lyric, and i'll finish you.

blazy boi: SORRY

My parents are dead: wtv. I'm leaving, i have to go downstairs and arrange the table...

grangerdanger: oh oka-

My parents are dead: since my parents are dead..

not-pug-faced: the fuck does that got to do with 

arranging the fucking table, you fuckward?

grangerdanger: my thoughts exactly^

not-pug-faced has removed My parents are dead from the chat

prettiest boy: can ANYONE help me??????????

not-pug-faced: no.

prettiest boy: wha-

not-pug-faced has removed prettiest boy

blazy boi: oooh, just me, ron and the girls~

not-pug-faced has removed blazy boi

not-pug-faced: ron, you can stay.

not-pug-faced: so...mione, since it's just u and me....wanna do som-

ron doesn't share food: tf-

ron doesn't share food has left the chat

grangerdanger: you didn't want him to feel bad, right?

not-pug-faced: yea, man. I have a warm heart-

grangerdanger: i like that..

not-pug-faced: in a man or a woman..?

grangerdanger: men do not have hearts-

grangerdanger: well, that is scientifically incorrect. I meant it in a more meta-

not-pug-faced: go out with me this weekend?

grangerdanger: yes of course!

not-pug-faced: perfect, see ya <3

not-pug-faced is offline

grangerdanger is offline

Meanwhile at the malfoy manor..

"Dobby, you piece of poop! You scared me! My father will hear about this!"

"Master, I sincerely apologize for scaring you...I was only cleaning the rooms.."

HEYLOOOOOOOO

I HOPE YOU AT LEAST SMILED ONCE WHILE READING THIS ; CUZ U LOOK SOOOOOO PRETTY WHEN YOU DO!

ANDDDD IT TOOK REALLY LONG TO WRITE & EDIT THIS SO PLEASE VOTEEEEEEEEEEEE :'(

okayy ily and will update here soon!