TYSM FOR 500!!!
pottah's bitch: OMFG GUYSSSSSSS YOU WONT KNOW WHAT HIT YALL!!
hermoine granger: that is SO grammaticaly incorrect.
harry potter: lmao who's gonna tell her-
hot girl pansy: huhu not me-
hermoine granger: tell me what?
ronny boy: you spelled 'grammatically' as 'grammaticaly ' while shaming draco for his grammar. this was embarrassing just like when mads lewis spelled 'wasted' as 'waisted'.
harry potter: who tf is mads thooo?
hermoine granger: that was a mistake!
hermoine granger has left the chat
pottah's bitch: i-
pottah's bitch: oop-
harry potter: stop talking like that, it pisses me off.
pottah's bitch: okay daddy-
harry potter: wha
pottah's bitch: no homo
hot girl pansy: you can't say 'no homo' after calling your bestie 'daddy'-
ronny boy: are we gonna ignore the fact that hermoine left the chat???
pottah's bitch: pansy stfu, if my father hears about this then-
hot girl pansy: then what, bitch? what you gonna do?
pottah's bitch: harryyyyyy she called me a bitchhhh :(((
harry potter: dude, you're literally calling yourself a bitch in ur user wtf
pottah's bitch: i'm not calling myself 'a' bitch, i'm calling myself your bitch.
harry potter: that's gay.
pottah's bitch: it's supposed to be?/?
harry potter: you're so frustrating to talk to sometimes smh
hot girl pansy: lmao i wish blaise was here rn-
ur local fboy: you called for me, babygirl?
hot girl pansy has removed ur local fboy from the chat
pottah's bitch: tf-
harry potter: ugh anyway, what'd you wanna tell us earlier, draco?
pottah's bitch: right, i did a cosplay omgggg
hot girl pansy: PPFFTTT LMFAOOOO WTFFF
pottah's bitch: it's actually that anime character you like sm, pansy!
hot girl pansy: what? no. NO YOU ARE NOT RUINING ERWIN SMITH FOR ME-
pottah's bitch sent an attachment
(yes i edited this too-)
hot girl pansy has left the chat
ronny boy has left the chat
pottah's bitch: so, it's just you and me now...
harry potter has left the chat
pottah's bitch: wtf i-
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