𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 . ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗᶠⁱᶜˢ

COMEDY-THRILLER CHATFIC!

grangerdanger: D-Draco....are you there?

blazy boi: yea dude, you're scaring us now-

not-so-pug-faced: i dont really care about you, but you were wearing my cap, so....

My parents are dead: you're incredibly rude, Pansy. What if something actually happened to my draco?

not-pug-faced: tf did i just see-

blazy boi: yo where's the bleach at-?

grangerdanger: good god

My parents are dead deleted a message

ron doesn't share food: too late my mate

grangerdanger: was that supposed to be funny, ronald?

ron doesn't share food: dunno, the author made me say it-

grangerdanger: HUSH! YOU CAN'T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL LIKE THAT-

ron doesn't share food: i thought there were only three walls tho...maria, rose & sina-

My parents are dead: wtf r u talking bout??

ron doesn't share food: attack on titan??

not-pug-faced: guys, my cap- I mean draco is still missing..

My parents are dead: RIGHT!

ron doesn't share food: but how is he missing tho?

blazy boi: well, uhhh...granger will explain-

grangerdanger: oh god okay..so we were all playing truth or dare on text: when it was draco's chance, he chose dare so we told him to wear pansy's pink cap for the entire day..turns out pink was his favourite color-

ron doesn't share food: not surprised, but how did he go missing?

My parents are dead: well in the 2nd round, he chose dare again and Hermoine here, told him to go to Snape's office and snuggle his wig back.

ron doesn't share food: SNAPE WEARS A WIG!? BLOODY HELL I NEVER KNEW!!

blazy boi: lol