Blaise zabini: uh guys...
Draco malfoy: yea?
Harry potter: sup dude?
Pansy parkinson: what is it?
Hermoine granger: are you alright?
Ronald weasley: uh what they said^
Blaise zabini: So uhhh, y'all aren't gonna believe me, but uhm....I kinda saw something weird rn.
Pansy parkinson: Hurry up, I need to wash my face mask off!
Blaise zabini: so i was about to sleep early-
Harry potter: early? It's 1 in the night???
Blaise zabini: yes so, uh....i was closing my curtains, cause i sleep naked-
Hermoine granger: woah, TMI dude!
Draco malfoy: did not need to know that
Pansy parkinson: ugh, i'm leaving
Pansy parkinson is offline
Blaise zabini: GUYS STOP INTERRUPTING ME, I'M GENUINELY SCARED!!
Draco malfoy: alright, go on.
Blaise zabini: so as i was closing my curtains, I saw an old lady, wearing a white gown and sitting on the edge of the black lake bridge..
Draco malfoy: w-what??
Hermoine granger: calm down, it's probably a student. Or a teacher!
Blasie zabini: no guys....it's not anyone we've seen before..trust me, i would know; there's not one girl or woman in this school that I don't know about..
Hermoine granger: I tried to be pitiful, but you're just disgusting. I'm leaving.
Blaise zabini: Hermione no!!! Please don't go, i'm really scared rnnn..
Hermione granger: ugh okay :(
Draco malfoy: oh my god.
Draco malfoy: he wasn't lying...
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𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐄 . ʰᵃʳʳʸ ᵖᵒᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗᶠⁱᶜˢ
Humor𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗬 . A book in which the harry potter characters do the stupidest sh!t. ❝not-pug-faced has removed blazy boi from the chat.❞ READ THE FIRST CHAPTER, NOTES FOR MORE INFORMATION ! © startaee 2021