My friend is dying! What should I do?!

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The Man With The Upside Down Face and Cartoon Cat is hunting. Well, Cartoon Cat is, and The Man With The Upside Down Face is just coming with him to see the person's death.

Cartoon Cat: *collapses and doesn't seem like he can breathe*

The Man With The Upside Down Face: Kcuf Ho(Oh fuck)!

The Man With The Upside Down Face: *gets his phone and calls 911* Pleh (Help)! Od I ekil tca ot gniog m'I tub tihs gnivil a evig t'nod dna sekas kcuf rof gniyd si dneirf ym! (My friend is dying for fuck sakes and I don't give a living shit but I'm going to act like I do)!

911: Okay...calm down!

The Man With The Upside Down Face: Od ginkcuf I dkuohs tahw(What should I fucking do)?

911: Okay, first: Make sure if  he's dead.
 
*It was silent at first, then the 911 side of the phone heard a shot on the other side of the phone*

911: What the-

The Man With The Upside Down Face: Tahw won, yako(Okay, now what)?

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