Annoying lovers (Part 2)

Chapter 3.5

Suigetsu's POV

Operation keep Karin away from Sasuke has officially been placed back on my todo list

Man this is getting old.

My life is so hard I swear

Here I am spending my weekend to make sure Sasuke and his girlfriend are happy

And what do I get in return ?

Nothing-

I'm a better friend than anyone gives me credit for that's for sure

"Quit following me you stalker!" Karin spotted me

Oops-

"Me the stalker? Where do you think you're headed?" I pointed out the fact that we were about a block from Sasuke's place

"Thats none of your business!" She yelled

"Yeah yeah whatever"

See what I mean?

I put up with far too much

"Now quit following me!" She twirled around and stomped away as I casually followed behind

"Ugh!! You're annoying!" She cried out noticing me

"I'll stop following you the day you stop following Sasuke, deal ?"

She stopped dead in her tracks then turned back to face me

"Suigetsu... be honest with me"

"Sure"

"Are you really doing this to help Sasuke or is it secretly just to torment me"

I stopped for a moment to think about it

"You know what- I'd say both"

"You're unbelievable!"

"What I do?"

She's so easily ticked off

"You're having fun ruining my chances with him! That's what!" She got up in my face

"Believe me I've got nothing to do with your chances" I lifted my hands up in defense

"Not for long at least- I've got a secret weapon this time!" She pulled out a bottle

"What the heck is that?"

"A love potion!" She pressed the bottle up to her face

"A love potion?" I repeated slowly

"That's right ! I just need to give these to Sasuke and he'll be all over me!" She celebrated

"Only one problem with that"

"What?" She growled at me

"There's no such thing as a love potion- where'd you even get that thing ?" I raised a brow at her

"None of your business!" She hid the bottle behind her

"And besides that things rattling- love potions are supposed to be liquid not pills" I said

"Huh??" She opened the bottle and dropped some of the so called "love pills" in her hand

"Let me see those" I grabbed them from her

"Don't you go using them!" She warned me

"Relax I'm not" I looked at them closely

What the-

"Um Karin.. where'd you get these?" I asked again

"Starting to believe me? I'd tell you but it's my little secret!" She seemed proud

"Uh huh.. well I guess in a way these could be considered love pills" I handed them back to her

"What do you mean ?" She accepted them and put them back in the bottle

"It's viagra"

"WHAT??" She turned a deep shade of red and poured the pills out into her hand

"See it's in little writing" I pointed out to her

"You've gotta be kidding me!!" She threw them onto the floor and smashed the bottle

Poor Sasuke he would have had a very uncomfortable evening...

Guess he puts up with more than I do

"Just great ! Do you know how much I spent on these ? ??" She yelled

"Wouldn't know I don't need em" I teased

"Oh shut up!" She began to storm off again

"Where ya going ? Sasuke's house is this way!" I called out to her

"I said SHUT UP!" She kept walking

Oh man....