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𝗁𝖾𝗒 , 𝗂 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 -swaggybubble
𝗂 𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗌𝗈 𝖿𝖺𝗋 , 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 . 𝗂 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝖿𝖾𝗐 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗂 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 .

#𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗻
𝗂 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗌omehow 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌

#𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝘆
𝗂𝖽𝖼 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗍y
update: country bcs i hate cities

#𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗸𝗱 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘀𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹 , 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲
𝗆𝖺𝗍𝗁𝗌 :𝟢
𝗌𝗄𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 :𝟢
𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 :𝟢
update: i'd rather be able to sing, than to rap

#𝗱𝗼 𝘂 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗮 𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝘂𝗴𝗮𝗿
𝗂 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝗒 𝗍𝖾𝖺 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝗀𝖺𝗋 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝖾 :]
update: what the actualy fuck are you talking about? i didnt even drink coffee back then. and now, when i do drink it, i only put oatmilk in it

#𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱
𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝖼𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾𝗌

#𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝘀
𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋𝗌

#𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 , 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲
𝗏𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗋𝗋 :[

#𝗱𝗼 𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗶𝘁
𝗂 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝖾𝗌 𝗂 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝗂𝗍

#𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗰
𝗇𝗈𝗉𝖾

#𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼
𝖣𝖾𝖠𝗍𝖧 𝖧𝖣𝖡𝖥𝖪𝖣𝖩𝖣
update: ik it was a joke but hilfe

#𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝗺
𝗒𝖾
update: yes

#𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘆
𝗂 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 ✨𝗄𝗂𝗋𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗂𝖾✨ 𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖿𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖿𝗎𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖾𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝖧𝖣𝖪𝖦𝖬𝖥𝖮̈𝖲𝖱𝖮𝖲𝖫𝖲