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Camila was in Spanish class, she hated that class

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Camila was in Spanish class, she hated that class. Mr. Schuester was a good glee teacher, but he was definitely not a good Spanish teacher.

The sound of a xylophone interrupted her thoughts.

- Heads up, McKinley. Coach Sylvester's gonna shout at ya.- Camila recognized the voice coming from the speaker as Becky Jackson's.

- Students, colleagues...Indeed, all who understand the Queen's English. We all still quake in terror...at what we witnessed yesterday at the assembly.- Camila made a face when she remembered how she vomited in front of all the students from McKinley.-  by a Glee Club spiraling out of control. My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.- Some students in the class looked at Camila and laughed when they remembered yesterday's incident.

- And there is simply but one person to blame...the alcoholic teen-vomit fetishist Will Schuester...the director of that club. Two days ago, I received a drunk-dial in the middle of the night...from a horny Will Schuester.- They all looked at the professor in surprise.

- Oh no.- Mr Schuester whispered in a panic.

- Open your ears, McKinley High...and behold the awful price of alcoholism.

- Hey there, sexy lady.- The drunken teacher's voice was heard all over the school, and Camila couldn't be more disgusted with the fact that her teacher just called Miss Pillsbury sexy.- There's something I really, really want  to say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves...and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I've ever heard in my life.- Everyone in the classroom began to laugh and make fun of the teacher.-Why don't  you pick up some wine coolers and come over here? And it'll be just one night of us just getting crazy. Let's just get crazy!  Just get really crazy and roll around in the hay.

- This is not happening.- Camila said disgusted but laughing at the same time.Finn, who was still sitting next to her, laughed at what she said.

- I was just in some hay earlier tonight. Hey, and I rode a bull, and I was thinking of you.

- Will Schuester...you've just been publicly humiliated. And on the road to recovery,
It's the very first step.- Coach Sylvester said as soon as she finished the message, Becky ended the transmission by playing the xylophone again.

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- We're probably gonna get suspended.- Puck said making a face. The entire Glee club was in front of the principal's office.

- I think you'll definitely get suspended.- Mr Schue said angrily.-You'll probably all get suspended.

- Oh, you're one to talk.- Santana said defending herself.

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