Kate: not like other girls, omni with insomni
Leilany: sloth lover, small business owner, Brit with a Hawaiian name, waffle
Samanantha: may or may not be torturing someone, does not live in the vents, assassin from Soviet Russia, also waffle, aka Sam
Eleabeth: an immortal, obsessed with LotR, actually sane person
Janice: *exists*
Grita: Turtle, alcoholic
Ash: a badass who's in looooove with someone and studying abroad in Soviet Russia, pan with a plan
Glom: mascot of Bill Bo Baggage
The tattoo homeo sapin: doesn't-give-a-shit homeo sapin
Chewbacca: total hottie
Teddy: does he really need a description?
Bobi: I'm sorry for disrespecting you
Sky Papi: praise Him and all of His shit
The Peach: just there chillin, can roll their rs
Bethany (The Mother): cult leader
Jantato: AU Janice who is Queen of Potatoland and is a potato
Potato Joe: qwerty
Unnamed Frog: frog goes ribbit ribbit
Evil Camel Named Harry: it's always Harry's fault, dammit
The Cookie: an immortal being who is a cookie and fucking amazing
The Bonnet: fuck you
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Bill Bo Baggage: The Soap Opera
RomanceSam go stabby stabby. Kate's in loooooove. Lei drinks apple juice. Glom is a cheerleader. There is an evil camel named Harry.
