"Blah blah blah Bilbo Baggins." Eleabeth is a nerd and talks a lot about The Lord of the Rings.
"Did you mean Bill Bo Baggage?" Leilany says because she is an intellectual.
"No. Bilbo Baggins."
"You mean Bill Bo Baggage."
"No! It's Bilbo Baggins!" Eleabeth looks very sad.
Leilany looks even sadder.
"Why do you hate my baggage company so much?"
"What? It's not your baggage company!"
"It is! it's my small business."
"No!"
"Why are you so against small businesses? I had no idea you supported large corporations and monopolies." Leilany frowns.
Eleabeth stammers. Her cheeks turn pink like a peach with arthritis.
"We sell bags and all sorts of baggage. What's wrong with that?"
"Everything! It's Bilbo Baggins! Not Bill Bo Baggage!"
"No, Bill Bo Baggage! My business!"
"That's wrong! Leilany, it's Bill Bo Baggage— sorry, Bilbo Baggins!"
"See! It's Bill Bo Baggage!"
Eleabeth looks like a tomato.
Leilany looks very sad. "I don't understand why you're against my small business. It really hurts my feelings."
Eleabeth gives up on life (again). "Fine! Bill Bo Baggage is your baggage company, but Bilbo Baggins is the name of the character!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
"Okay fine!"
Eleabeth has ketchup in her hair. I don't know how it happened, but she has ketchup in her hair.
Leilany looks very sad. She just remembered that the banana's funeral is tomorrow.
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